PairPuri vol 1 Atobe x SanadaHoukago no Oujisama PairPuri version [pg.29-30]
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Page 1
Side Panel
Title: The Prince of After School
Yellow Box: Pair Puri Tour Edition
Comic Title: Junior Selection (1 Year Ago)
Panel 1
Narrator: At the Junior Selection Mixer, these two were thrown together into a Combination Manzai.
(TN: Manzai is a standup comedy routine involving 2 guys in Japan)
Atobe: What...?
Sanada: Wi...With you!?
Panel 2
Sengoku: It’s alright! We’ll watch you practice! Get up on stage and try it out!
Sanada: Kuh...I’m going to become the butt of everyone’s jokes
Atobe: Che
Panel 3
Atobe: How can you be so weak spirited! Isn’t Manzai supposed to make people laugh!?
Atobe: If we go up there laughing then we’ll strike them down with it!
Sanada: I see now..! That’s right!!
Panel 4
Atobe: HAH HAHAHAHA
Atobe: Be Intoxicated by our amazing Manzaaaaaiiii!!
Sanada: FUHAHAHAHAAHAH!!!
Sengoku: What a terrible punchline!!
Page 2
Title: Joke Material
Panel 1
Atobe: Okay, next let’s make a prop joke.
Atobe: How about we make a joke with a racket?
Sanada: Hmph...
Panel 2
Sanada: A Racket Duel...!
Panel 3
Atobe: This thing makes a great beard comb.
Panel 4
Sengoku: A racket isn’t meant to be used to act out a joke...!!
(TN: A play on Tezuka’s whole a racket isn’t meant to hurt people phrase)
Atobe: Nuh! Tezuka!?
Sanada: Te...Tezuka’s Phantom…!!
Title: Whatever Happens
Panel 1
Atobe: Certainly, Tezuka’s saying is right.
Atobe: How about we try something not tennis related.
Sengoku: Ohhhh, yeah, try that!
Panel 2
Atobe: Hey Sanada, if you were stranded on a deserted island and could only take one thing with you, what would it be?
Sanada: I would bring my Katana. If I had my katana, I could overcome anything.
Sanada: Atobe, what about you?
Panel 3
Atobe: I would bring my personal jet of course!
Atobe: HaH!
Panel 4
Atobe: That’s all folks
Sengoku: There’s no straight man...!!
(TN: The straight man needs to be paired with a funny man in manzai)