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[fancifuldecrees]

tonight- instead of doing my homework- i've been writing limericks!
i think i like...
let me know if you do

There once was a stoner named Max
Whose attention at home had grown lax
Until once he was bombed
And walked in on his mom
Pleasuring herself with thumbtacks

There once was a Jew-boy named Will
Whose nose he was yearning to fill
So when placed in the

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[still_fiction]

me? a sex kitten?

if i wasn't coupling with dogs, i'd be sooooooo flattered!

[rae11]

alex b. was the cheapest of whores,
till her price raised a couple cents more.
when i questioned the fine,
she slapped her behind,
and said, "honey, it's for the grand tour!"

MINES THE SHIZNIT

[spunkychickk2]

hey heather it's kat harvey add?