Gentlemen dont prefer blondes.
They prefer women who drive trucks.

As I drive to school in my 1999 Dodge Caravan SE ( Read more... )

Dating people would be so much simpler if there was a number code for everything ( Read more... )

I remember the first away message I have ever seen ( Read more... )

Why do you love me so much?

I sit here...
Half expecting to find out your not really there.
Half expecting you to walk away.
Half expecting you see your face.

I was 12 ( Read more... )

Dear Jerkfaces,

Why did thou feel it necessary to commandeer my wallet and everything inside.

How does one spend 700$ in 7/11 in 20 minutes?

:(

I am so sad.

Thanks for breaking my window.
Thanks for spending my paycheck.
Thanks for getting a job with my social security card.
And thanks for buying alcohol with my license.

<3 katie

Ahhhhh Saturday Morning...
There is nothing like waking up to the serene sounds of coffee brewing,
kyxy love songs on the radio,
the gentle hum of the central heating system,
and your obnoxiously loud and outspoken relative arguing religion and theology.

People believe some really nutty things...

As I walked into my former place of employment Starbucks #5454 I had a flash ( Read more... )

I am pretty sure that my sister thinks I just "dont care ( Read more... )