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The Hoff terrorizes visits chat.
22:27] waxonwaxhoff: has joined the chat
[22:27] WhtLadyOfRohan21: LOL
[22:27] solsticeviolet: wax HOFF?
[22:27] that h0r kat: uhhh
[22:27] WhtLadyOfRohan21: theresa, it's THE HOFF!
[22:27] WhtLadyOfRohan21: I think he came to see you like we asked
[22:27] solsticeviolet: LMAO
[22:27] serendipity8791: where?
[22:27] waxonwaxhoff: Why hello there ladies.
[22:28] that h0r kat: omg
[22:28] WhtLadyOfRohan21: lolololol
[22:28] solsticeviolet: LOL
[22:28] serendipity8791: LOL
[22:28] WhtLadyOfRohan21: did you come to see Theresa oh mighty one?
[22:28] waxonwaxhoff: Yes.
[22:28] solsticeviolet: O.O
[22:28] WhtLadyOfRohan21: who gave you the link?
[22:28] waxonwaxhoff: I have heard a lot of things about her.
[22:28] waxonwaxhoff: I am the Hoff. I know everything.
[22:28] lyss 010387: /hooooly epic and formal dialogue
[22:28] WhtLadyOfRohan21: haha
[22:28] solsticeviolet: LOLLLLLL
[22:29] serendipity8791: *dies*
[22:29] solsticeviolet: i shall never submit to the hoff.
[22:29] WhtLadyOfRohan21: you know you want to
[22:29] waxonwaxhoff: Oh, but you already have.
[22:29] solsticeviolet: i can resist your oh-so-manly-manscape of chest hair
[22:29] WhtLadyOfRohan21: liar
[22:29] waxonwaxhoff: A lovely person named Jenn told me you'd be interested in meeting "Hoff jr."
[22:29] solsticeviolet: i have HONOR to protect. unlike SOME people...
[22:29] WhtLadyOfRohan21:
[22:29] serendipity8791: *dies laughing*
[22:29] that h0r kat: lololol
[22:29] that h0r kat: omg
[22:30] WhtLadyOfRohan21: I just speak the truth theresa
[22:30] solsticeviolet: Hoff Junior and my cheese grater have an appointment!
[22:30] ohbilleh: LMAOOO
[22:30] serendipity8791: hahahah
[22:30] waxonwaxhoff: That is not nice.
[22:30] waxonwaxhoff: I do so much for people.
[22:30] WhtLadyOfRohan21: yes you do
[22:30] waxonwaxhoff: I sing, act, and show off my manly chest hair.
[22:30] solsticeviolet: when you're not manscaping your chest, that is
[22:30] waxonwaxhoff: This is the thanks I get?
[22:30] WhtLadyOfRohan21: I APPRECIATE YOU
[22:31] WhtLadyOfRohan21: theresa is still learning
[22:31] waxonwaxhoff: Thanks Jenn. Meet me at my place later.
[22:31] that h0r kat: HEY
[22:31] WhtLadyOfRohan21: you know I will - same time as last week?
[22:31] that h0r kat: what about me?
[22:31] WhtLadyOfRohan21: kat can come too
[22:31] waxonwaxhoff: Kat can come too, of course.
[22:31] WhtLadyOfRohan21: we'll rock your world in ways you've never experienced before!
[22:31] waxonwaxhoff: I need my "Kat and Jenn."
[22:31] that h0r kat: wooooot
[22:31] that h0r kat:
[22:32] serendipity8791: and Amanda?
[22:32] solsticeviolet: Bring weedwhackers and hot wax
[22:32] WhtLadyOfRohan21: see what his fans do theresa, for those who appreciate him? (I keep wanting to type apperciate like f'ing crystal)
[22:32] solsticeviolet: LMAO
[22:32] waxonwaxhoff: Amanda too. Is she here?
[22:32] solsticeviolet: APPERCIATE
[22:32] WhtLadyOfRohan21: the hot wax will turn him on theresa
[22:32] WhtLadyOfRohan21: ... heavy machinery too
[22:32] serendipity8791: crystal was typing apperciate?
[22:32] WhtLadyOfRohan21: he's quite a wild animal
[22:32] solsticeviolet: tell the puppies to lick it off
[22:32] WhtLadyOfRohan21: the puppies are more into watching
[22:33] solsticeviolet: this is PUPPY ABUSE
[22:33] WhtLadyOfRohan21: oh they like it
[22:33] solsticeviolet: i am calling the ASPCA!
[22:33] waxonwaxhoff: I am not into beastiality.
[22:33] serendipity8791: Amanda is here, but she has been awfully quiet since you got online, haha
[22:33] solsticeviolet: *animal precinct swoops in, saves wrinkle pups*
[22:33] waxonwaxhoff: Has she?
[22:33] serendipity8791: methinks she is shy
[22:33] WhtLadyOfRohan21: she's still in shock that he's here with us
[22:33] waxonwaxhoff: Don't be shy Amanda!
[22:33] waxonwaxhoff: You're beautiful!
[22:33] solsticeviolet: Mandy is wanking to the thought of the Hoff
[22:33] waxonwaxhoff: I approve.
[22:34] serendipity8791: they're called Shar Pei, I think, the puppies
[22:34] that h0r kat: i am stunned to be in the hoff's presence
[22:34] waxonwaxhoff: You're stunning.
[22:35] WhtLadyOfRohan21: can I touch your chest hair?
[22:35] serendipity8791: rofl
[22:35] solsticeviolet: *pukes*
[22:35] waxonwaxhoff: Of course. Here, let me unbutton my shirt.
[22:35] ohbilleh: I clearly came back to chat at the wrong time.
[22:35] solsticeviolet: *hides eyes*
[22:35] waxonwaxhoff: Amanda!
[22:35] WhtLadyOfRohan21: *runs fingers through the manly forest*
[22:35] waxonwaxhoff: Hello.
[22:36] waxonwaxhoff: Ooooh, nice.
[22:36] solsticeviolet: mandy you're just typing one-handed.
[22:36] ohbilleh: You cannot prove a thing.
[22:36] waxonwaxhoff: I can see you Amanda.
[22:36] waxonwaxhoff: The Hoff sees all.
[22:36] lyss 010387: uh oh.
[22:36] WhtLadyOfRohan21: the hoff knows when people type one handed and put their thoughts in his direction
[22:36] waxonwaxhoff: Like Santa.
[22:36] serendipity8791: LOL
[22:36] solsticeviolet: one hand on the hoff, the other on yourself
[22:36] lyss 010387: Hoff is the Eagle Eye.
[22:36] ohbilleh: I thought I saw something outside of my window a few minutes ago.
[22:36] waxonwaxhoff: Yes, ahem. Pay no attention to that man in the bushes.
[22:36] that h0r kat: lololol
[22:36] WhtLadyOfRohan21: how come you're visiting HER and not me? have I failed you in loyalty?
[22:37] solsticeviolet: *calls police*
[22:37] WhtLadyOfRohan21: I kiss your poster and sing "current of love" at least twice a day
22:27] waxonwaxhoff: has joined the chat
[22:27] WhtLadyOfRohan21: LOL
[22:27] solsticeviolet: wax HOFF?
[22:27] that h0r kat: uhhh
[22:27] WhtLadyOfRohan21: theresa, it's THE HOFF!
[22:27] WhtLadyOfRohan21: I think he came to see you like we asked
[22:27] solsticeviolet: LMAO
[22:27] serendipity8791: where?
[22:27] waxonwaxhoff: Why hello there ladies.
[22:28] that h0r kat: omg
[22:28] WhtLadyOfRohan21: lolololol
[22:28] solsticeviolet: LOL
[22:28] serendipity8791: LOL
[22:28] WhtLadyOfRohan21: did you come to see Theresa oh mighty one?
[22:28] waxonwaxhoff: Yes.
[22:28] solsticeviolet: O.O
[22:28] WhtLadyOfRohan21: who gave you the link?
[22:28] waxonwaxhoff: I have heard a lot of things about her.
[22:28] waxonwaxhoff: I am the Hoff. I know everything.
[22:28] lyss 010387: /hooooly epic and formal dialogue
[22:28] WhtLadyOfRohan21: haha
[22:28] solsticeviolet: LOLLLLLL
[22:29] serendipity8791: *dies*
[22:29] solsticeviolet: i shall never submit to the hoff.
[22:29] WhtLadyOfRohan21: you know you want to
[22:29] waxonwaxhoff: Oh, but you already have.
[22:29] solsticeviolet: i can resist your oh-so-manly-manscape of chest hair
[22:29] WhtLadyOfRohan21: liar
[22:29] waxonwaxhoff: A lovely person named Jenn told me you'd be interested in meeting "Hoff jr."
[22:29] solsticeviolet: i have HONOR to protect. unlike SOME people...
[22:29] WhtLadyOfRohan21:
[22:29] serendipity8791: *dies laughing*
[22:29] that h0r kat: lololol
[22:29] that h0r kat: omg
[22:30] WhtLadyOfRohan21: I just speak the truth theresa
[22:30] solsticeviolet: Hoff Junior and my cheese grater have an appointment!
[22:30] ohbilleh: LMAOOO
[22:30] serendipity8791: hahahah
[22:30] waxonwaxhoff: That is not nice.
[22:30] waxonwaxhoff: I do so much for people.
[22:30] WhtLadyOfRohan21: yes you do
[22:30] waxonwaxhoff: I sing, act, and show off my manly chest hair.
[22:30] solsticeviolet: when you're not manscaping your chest, that is
[22:30] waxonwaxhoff: This is the thanks I get?
[22:30] WhtLadyOfRohan21: I APPRECIATE YOU
[22:31] WhtLadyOfRohan21: theresa is still learning
[22:31] waxonwaxhoff: Thanks Jenn. Meet me at my place later.
[22:31] that h0r kat: HEY
[22:31] WhtLadyOfRohan21: you know I will - same time as last week?
[22:31] that h0r kat: what about me?
[22:31] WhtLadyOfRohan21: kat can come too
[22:31] waxonwaxhoff: Kat can come too, of course.
[22:31] WhtLadyOfRohan21: we'll rock your world in ways you've never experienced before!
[22:31] waxonwaxhoff: I need my "Kat and Jenn."
[22:31] that h0r kat: wooooot
[22:31] that h0r kat:
[22:32] serendipity8791: and Amanda?
[22:32] solsticeviolet: Bring weedwhackers and hot wax
[22:32] WhtLadyOfRohan21: see what his fans do theresa, for those who appreciate him? (I keep wanting to type apperciate like f'ing crystal)
[22:32] solsticeviolet: LMAO
[22:32] waxonwaxhoff: Amanda too. Is she here?
[22:32] solsticeviolet: APPERCIATE
[22:32] WhtLadyOfRohan21: the hot wax will turn him on theresa
[22:32] WhtLadyOfRohan21: ... heavy machinery too
[22:32] serendipity8791: crystal was typing apperciate?
[22:32] WhtLadyOfRohan21: he's quite a wild animal
[22:32] solsticeviolet: tell the puppies to lick it off
[22:32] WhtLadyOfRohan21: the puppies are more into watching
[22:33] solsticeviolet: this is PUPPY ABUSE
[22:33] WhtLadyOfRohan21: oh they like it
[22:33] solsticeviolet: i am calling the ASPCA!
[22:33] waxonwaxhoff: I am not into beastiality.
[22:33] serendipity8791: Amanda is here, but she has been awfully quiet since you got online, haha
[22:33] solsticeviolet: *animal precinct swoops in, saves wrinkle pups*
[22:33] waxonwaxhoff: Has she?
[22:33] serendipity8791: methinks she is shy
[22:33] WhtLadyOfRohan21: she's still in shock that he's here with us
[22:33] waxonwaxhoff: Don't be shy Amanda!
[22:33] waxonwaxhoff: You're beautiful!
[22:33] solsticeviolet: Mandy is wanking to the thought of the Hoff
[22:33] waxonwaxhoff: I approve.
[22:34] serendipity8791: they're called Shar Pei, I think, the puppies
[22:34] that h0r kat: i am stunned to be in the hoff's presence
[22:34] waxonwaxhoff: You're stunning.
[22:35] WhtLadyOfRohan21: can I touch your chest hair?
[22:35] serendipity8791: rofl
[22:35] solsticeviolet: *pukes*
[22:35] waxonwaxhoff: Of course. Here, let me unbutton my shirt.
[22:35] ohbilleh: I clearly came back to chat at the wrong time.
[22:35] solsticeviolet: *hides eyes*
[22:35] waxonwaxhoff: Amanda!
[22:35] WhtLadyOfRohan21: *runs fingers through the manly forest*
[22:35] waxonwaxhoff: Hello.
[22:36] waxonwaxhoff: Ooooh, nice.
[22:36] solsticeviolet: mandy you're just typing one-handed.
[22:36] ohbilleh: You cannot prove a thing.
[22:36] waxonwaxhoff: I can see you Amanda.
[22:36] waxonwaxhoff: The Hoff sees all.
[22:36] lyss 010387: uh oh.
[22:36] WhtLadyOfRohan21: the hoff knows when people type one handed and put their thoughts in his direction
[22:36] waxonwaxhoff: Like Santa.
[22:36] serendipity8791: LOL
[22:36] solsticeviolet: one hand on the hoff, the other on yourself
[22:36] lyss 010387: Hoff is the Eagle Eye.
[22:36] ohbilleh: I thought I saw something outside of my window a few minutes ago.
[22:36] waxonwaxhoff: Yes, ahem. Pay no attention to that man in the bushes.
[22:36] that h0r kat: lololol
[22:36] WhtLadyOfRohan21: how come you're visiting HER and not me? have I failed you in loyalty?
[22:37] solsticeviolet: *calls police*
[22:37] WhtLadyOfRohan21: I kiss your poster and sing "current of love" at least twice a day