Fandom Radio [Saturday June 7]
Lucas: Ow! Ow! What is wrong with you freaky squirrels? *angered chittering* Dude, stop hitting me with your picket signs, I am not sleeping with Teyla. I don't know what you're talking about! That kid was not for real!
*sound of a door opening*
Toby: Oh my god, dude, are you okay? I saw them pushing you in here!
Lucas: *sighs* Dude, I wish I knew what was going on. Stupid squirrels. Um, why aren't you wearing a shirt? Is your chest wet?
Toby: *pause* I never wear a shirt. Why aren't you wearing one?
Lucas: *pause* Huh, point. I was in bed when they started dragging me here and didn't really have time to change.
*sound of a door opening*
John: Ow, watch the rear! Hey guys, um the squirrels told me I was needed here rather forcefully? And they seem to have taken my shirt.
Toby: I'm starting to like these squirrels. They have taste.
*sound of squirrels preening*
Lucas: Yeah, no, Not cool, little rodents. Shoo! Let me leave.
*sound of more annoyed chittering*
Toby: I don't think they like you very much...
John: Yeah, maybe you should stop taunting them and read the papers they keep shoving at you. Just a thought.
*sound of a door opening and a loooong pause*
Barney: So what, are you kids taking over my time slot for some shirtless sex program? And yes, don't think I don't see you there, Mr. Hides-Under-A-Towel!
Lucas: Sorry, professor, there was this squir-
Barney: Nope, I changed my mind. One of you start reading while I get a drink.
School, Where We, Like Learn and Stuff
Toby: Ooh, the little squirrels can write! This place is so awesome! Okay, so it seems that there was a Mac in the library all day today. Do they mean like, the computer? But no one went to visit. Well, maybe she should learn about how there's this really awesome tropical island next door and they have these things called dek- daq- frozen booze that taste so freaking good.
John: Yeah, it's kind of her job to go to the library. Gimme the notes. *papers rustling* Okay, so--um yeah. I had detention today and was tied to Gavin, while Ino and Ella were a pair, and Lois and Gwen helped each other through Dean Jones'--
Barney: Mmm...Cougar!
John: --obstacle course. No word on if all three pairs survived but I can say Gavin and I made it out without killing each other or harming anyone else.
Toby: Sounds like you two were meant to be.
John: *dead air*
Lucas: HA! See how someone else likes it!
Dorms, Where Students, Like Live and Stuff
Lucas: Over in the dorms, Cal is smoking and writing while in another room, Lana showers and has some tea before making some phone calls. Hi Lana, got your mes- *choking* Holy crap, I am not cheating on Teyla! Stop trying to choke me, we've never even been out! Moving on, Rikku is hiding under her pillow from the reminder of yesterday's alohol when Reno shows up with some water. He should get some boyfriend points for that move.
*sound of squirrel chittering*
John: Let me help you there, buddy. It seems you agitate them more. Looks like Alex met my good friend the Cheeto today in the Fourth Floor Common Room. Obviously I should've stopped by and maybe I wouldn't be stuck here, reading about it. Jen is amused and furthers his junk food education with pizza. How do people not have pizza in the future? Even Wes seems to be new to it. Alex then rejects Wes' cookies - wait no. We do not reject cookies people. Unless it's River and there's wasabi and mango involved but even then you take a polite bite. Adam shows up for pretzels rather than Cheetos, but at least he knows what pizza is when Jen offers him some while they catch up on life. Someone else take over, I'm getting all disappointed about the lack of junk food knowledge.
Barney: Not it! *gulping* But damn, is this some good rum. How's your girl this week? Wasn't she the one in need of some hot dogs?
John: Don't make me take that bottle away from you.
Barney: Oh I'm so scared of the shirtless Chia Pet!
Toby: *laughing* He so is! I'd been trying to figure out what that hair was like!
John: Nevermind, I'll read the damned notes myself! It seems Sokka wanted to freeload some pizza off of Jen before sniffling at Wes that they never hung out anymore. Come on, we're barely halfway through this session. Has anything even happened yet? Well, other than Adam and Sokka doing the 'What up' dance, and it seems the old Blue Team continues to suck as Sokka's orders to chill with the Cheetos didn't go over well with Alex. Up on the roof, Hinata was lucky enough not to be disturbed while she wrote.
Lucas: Good for you, Hinata. And remember that your writing matters to someone. Even if that someone is far, far away.
Barney: Are you seriously that much of a loser? Are you really bemoaning the loss of some nameless chick who doesn't want you when you could be screwing island natives like there's no tomorrow? Wow. Sad.
Lucas: It's better to have loved and lost-
Barney: Than never to have *feedback* at all? Yeah, been there, done that. What up?
Toby: Both of those are great sentiments guys, and I'm so totally sharing them with Kev, but I get the feeling we have to finish this if we want the squirrels to put away the signs. No matter how much we all know Sam and Lucas belong together.
Lucas: For the love of--
Town, Where Sam and Lucas Could Like, Hang Out and Stuff
Toby: So, some creepy people named Aly and Roy talked about cat terrorists. See why they're now creepy? Huh, a frog delivers some message to Deadpool and now I wonder if it's the felt one Ms. Bell keeps dancing about in class.
Barney: It better the *feedback* not be!
Toby: Whatever that's supposed to mean. So then Deadpool plays mailman for Aly and they make out. I mean make plans. Wellspring Arms is open and Kerrigan is all like humming and stuff until Worf shows up and asks about meditating. Because he was raised by wolves or something, Murdock stares at Kerrigan's new look before going shooting.
John: He's kind of different, yeah, but I don't think it has anything to do with wolves.
Toby: Okay, so maybe she just has a bad stylist. She should've stopped by Pixie Dust where I was working today. Free consultations for the needy. Instead, she was annoyed by Sokka who wanted a gun. At Turtle & Canary, the turtle part is hungover. Wow, I don't think you're supposed to give turtle's booze.
John: Turtle is a person, not an amphibian.
Toby: Ooooh, in that case, she must've had some of those amazing dak- dai- frozen booze drinks I had last night.
Lucas: *snorts* If her radio's anything to judge by, I'd say she had more than just a daiquiri...
Toby: It was for the best then that Sokka gave her some helpful hangover remedies. He should've visited Pizza Planet and the Banana Stand, too 'cause Jen and George Michael were also suffering from too much Friday night. Gunther talked smack about Mary at the hotel today and Murdock took out some agression on the punching bag. Um, you'd think shooting stuff would be enough for one day. Oh my god!
Lucas: Do we dare ask?
John: I'm curious, yet afraid...
Toby: It's nothing bad, I just can't believe Bridge has a robot dog and he got to take it to work today. How can I get a little robot pet?
Barney: Something tells me you couldn't handle an ant farm.
John: I used to have one of those. All the ants died.
Barney: Seems I was getting ready to bet against the wrong shirtless idiot. You, chia pet, I think that squirrel has something for you.
John: Oh fine! *paper ripping* Adah, aka Lee's girl, opened the clinic but then stayed on through Igor's shift to check out his plans which are terrifying the squirrel. Suck it up, guys. Shouldn't you be more afraid of the buzzed blonde who's trying to steal your girl?
*strange growling sound*
Lucas: Are squirrels even supposed to growl? Thanks so much for reminding them, Sheppard. I owe you one.
John: Anything for a classmate.
Barney: If there was less flirting and more note-reading, you'd be finished by now.
John: You do realize that this is your job, not ours, right?
Barney: You do realize that you three are about a pair of pants away from a gay orgy with Blow Job kid over there?
John: Point. Ahem. So, Jaye opened Caritas, happy for the lack of stripper poles. No comment. The Professor here showed up and wow, um. Hmm. It seems he wasn't getting any from this hot bartender. I just read the notes.
Barney: *paper ripping* Let me see that! What? Like these squirrels can tell how close I was to getting some pre-radio action.
Lucas: They seemed clear in all the other notes.
Toby: Speaking of action...I should go find Kevin.
Barney: Oh my god, get out of here, I need another drink!
*sound of door slamming*
Lucas: Why'd you let him out?
*sounds of chittering and whacking*
John: Huh, that was effective. Something wrong with this Kevin guy?
Toby: Oh, you know. The professor saw--*radio silence*
[ooc: I..lost my mind. A special thanks to always_damp for playing along with the crazy!]
*sound of a door opening*
Toby: Oh my god, dude, are you okay? I saw them pushing you in here!
Lucas: *sighs* Dude, I wish I knew what was going on. Stupid squirrels. Um, why aren't you wearing a shirt? Is your chest wet?
Toby: *pause* I never wear a shirt. Why aren't you wearing one?
Lucas: *pause* Huh, point. I was in bed when they started dragging me here and didn't really have time to change.
*sound of a door opening*
John: Ow, watch the rear! Hey guys, um the squirrels told me I was needed here rather forcefully? And they seem to have taken my shirt.
Toby: I'm starting to like these squirrels. They have taste.
*sound of squirrels preening*
Lucas: Yeah, no, Not cool, little rodents. Shoo! Let me leave.
*sound of more annoyed chittering*
Toby: I don't think they like you very much...
John: Yeah, maybe you should stop taunting them and read the papers they keep shoving at you. Just a thought.
*sound of a door opening and a loooong pause*
Barney: So what, are you kids taking over my time slot for some shirtless sex program? And yes, don't think I don't see you there, Mr. Hides-Under-A-Towel!
Lucas: Sorry, professor, there was this squir-
Barney: Nope, I changed my mind. One of you start reading while I get a drink.
School, Where We, Like Learn and Stuff
Toby: Ooh, the little squirrels can write! This place is so awesome! Okay, so it seems that there was a Mac in the library all day today. Do they mean like, the computer? But no one went to visit. Well, maybe she should learn about how there's this really awesome tropical island next door and they have these things called dek- daq- frozen booze that taste so freaking good.
John: Yeah, it's kind of her job to go to the library. Gimme the notes. *papers rustling* Okay, so--um yeah. I had detention today and was tied to Gavin, while Ino and Ella were a pair, and Lois and Gwen helped each other through Dean Jones'--
Barney: Mmm...Cougar!
John: --obstacle course. No word on if all three pairs survived but I can say Gavin and I made it out without killing each other or harming anyone else.
Toby: Sounds like you two were meant to be.
John: *dead air*
Lucas: HA! See how someone else likes it!
Dorms, Where Students, Like Live and Stuff
Lucas: Over in the dorms, Cal is smoking and writing while in another room, Lana showers and has some tea before making some phone calls. Hi Lana, got your mes- *choking* Holy crap, I am not cheating on Teyla! Stop trying to choke me, we've never even been out! Moving on, Rikku is hiding under her pillow from the reminder of yesterday's alohol when Reno shows up with some water. He should get some boyfriend points for that move.
*sound of squirrel chittering*
John: Let me help you there, buddy. It seems you agitate them more. Looks like Alex met my good friend the Cheeto today in the Fourth Floor Common Room. Obviously I should've stopped by and maybe I wouldn't be stuck here, reading about it. Jen is amused and furthers his junk food education with pizza. How do people not have pizza in the future? Even Wes seems to be new to it. Alex then rejects Wes' cookies - wait no. We do not reject cookies people. Unless it's River and there's wasabi and mango involved but even then you take a polite bite. Adam shows up for pretzels rather than Cheetos, but at least he knows what pizza is when Jen offers him some while they catch up on life. Someone else take over, I'm getting all disappointed about the lack of junk food knowledge.
Barney: Not it! *gulping* But damn, is this some good rum. How's your girl this week? Wasn't she the one in need of some hot dogs?
John: Don't make me take that bottle away from you.
Barney: Oh I'm so scared of the shirtless Chia Pet!
Toby: *laughing* He so is! I'd been trying to figure out what that hair was like!
John: Nevermind, I'll read the damned notes myself! It seems Sokka wanted to freeload some pizza off of Jen before sniffling at Wes that they never hung out anymore. Come on, we're barely halfway through this session. Has anything even happened yet? Well, other than Adam and Sokka doing the 'What up' dance, and it seems the old Blue Team continues to suck as Sokka's orders to chill with the Cheetos didn't go over well with Alex. Up on the roof, Hinata was lucky enough not to be disturbed while she wrote.
Lucas: Good for you, Hinata. And remember that your writing matters to someone. Even if that someone is far, far away.
Barney: Are you seriously that much of a loser? Are you really bemoaning the loss of some nameless chick who doesn't want you when you could be screwing island natives like there's no tomorrow? Wow. Sad.
Lucas: It's better to have loved and lost-
Barney: Than never to have *feedback* at all? Yeah, been there, done that. What up?
Toby: Both of those are great sentiments guys, and I'm so totally sharing them with Kev, but I get the feeling we have to finish this if we want the squirrels to put away the signs. No matter how much we all know Sam and Lucas belong together.
Lucas: For the love of--
Town, Where Sam and Lucas Could Like, Hang Out and Stuff
Toby: So, some creepy people named Aly and Roy talked about cat terrorists. See why they're now creepy? Huh, a frog delivers some message to Deadpool and now I wonder if it's the felt one Ms. Bell keeps dancing about in class.
Barney: It better the *feedback* not be!
Toby: Whatever that's supposed to mean. So then Deadpool plays mailman for Aly and they make out. I mean make plans. Wellspring Arms is open and Kerrigan is all like humming and stuff until Worf shows up and asks about meditating. Because he was raised by wolves or something, Murdock stares at Kerrigan's new look before going shooting.
John: He's kind of different, yeah, but I don't think it has anything to do with wolves.
Toby: Okay, so maybe she just has a bad stylist. She should've stopped by Pixie Dust where I was working today. Free consultations for the needy. Instead, she was annoyed by Sokka who wanted a gun. At Turtle & Canary, the turtle part is hungover. Wow, I don't think you're supposed to give turtle's booze.
John: Turtle is a person, not an amphibian.
Toby: Ooooh, in that case, she must've had some of those amazing dak- dai- frozen booze drinks I had last night.
Lucas: *snorts* If her radio's anything to judge by, I'd say she had more than just a daiquiri...
Toby: It was for the best then that Sokka gave her some helpful hangover remedies. He should've visited Pizza Planet and the Banana Stand, too 'cause Jen and George Michael were also suffering from too much Friday night. Gunther talked smack about Mary at the hotel today and Murdock took out some agression on the punching bag. Um, you'd think shooting stuff would be enough for one day. Oh my god!
Lucas: Do we dare ask?
John: I'm curious, yet afraid...
Toby: It's nothing bad, I just can't believe Bridge has a robot dog and he got to take it to work today. How can I get a little robot pet?
Barney: Something tells me you couldn't handle an ant farm.
John: I used to have one of those. All the ants died.
Barney: Seems I was getting ready to bet against the wrong shirtless idiot. You, chia pet, I think that squirrel has something for you.
John: Oh fine! *paper ripping* Adah, aka Lee's girl, opened the clinic but then stayed on through Igor's shift to check out his plans which are terrifying the squirrel. Suck it up, guys. Shouldn't you be more afraid of the buzzed blonde who's trying to steal your girl?
*strange growling sound*
Lucas: Are squirrels even supposed to growl? Thanks so much for reminding them, Sheppard. I owe you one.
John: Anything for a classmate.
Barney: If there was less flirting and more note-reading, you'd be finished by now.
John: You do realize that this is your job, not ours, right?
Barney: You do realize that you three are about a pair of pants away from a gay orgy with Blow Job kid over there?
John: Point. Ahem. So, Jaye opened Caritas, happy for the lack of stripper poles. No comment. The Professor here showed up and wow, um. Hmm. It seems he wasn't getting any from this hot bartender. I just read the notes.
Barney: *paper ripping* Let me see that! What? Like these squirrels can tell how close I was to getting some pre-radio action.
Lucas: They seemed clear in all the other notes.
Toby: Speaking of action...I should go find Kevin.
Barney: Oh my god, get out of here, I need another drink!
*sound of door slamming*
Lucas: Why'd you let him out?
*sounds of chittering and whacking*
John: Huh, that was effective. Something wrong with this Kevin guy?
Toby: Oh, you know. The professor saw--*radio silence*
[ooc: I..lost my mind. A special thanks to always_damp for playing along with the crazy!]