Thanks to last night's radio broadcast, Zoe knew that something buggy had been going on yesterday. However, after the last weekend, she was pretty burned out on insanity, so when the issue didn't sound mortal, she felt perfectly content to ignore it and hope it all went away after a day as so many things in Fandom often did.
It wasn't until she got to her office and found the entire main office staff waiting for her that Zoe realized she wasn't going to be able to just ignore this problem. She still didn't know why singing bugs were such an issue, until someone played her a recording of what they were singing.
Well, Zoe was a woman of many faults, but letting people be tortured in their own homes was not one of them.
After offering to let the staff stay at the Arms on the school's dime and being informed that the hotel wasn't a safe option either, Zoe came up with the only other idea she could think of early in the morning with no coffee in her and her ears still ringing from terrible, evil singing. When the office staff seemed all right with the plan, Zoe headed out to the radio station, figuring that some folks in town might like the offer too. Surely a little downgrade in comfort would be better than listening to these bugs?
"Good morning," she said. "This is Principal Winchester. It's come to my attention that some residences in town are having a little bug problem. Since the dorms appear to be unaffected, I feel comfortable offering the school's cabins to anyone who would like a quiet place to stay until the bugs go away. Anyone who is interested can meet me at the cabins today, and I'll handwavily get you settled." She thought about adding that she was sure the bugs would go away soon, but that seemed a bit like jinxing things. Maybe she really had learned a thing or two being here for so long.
[The cabins are now officially open for the adults! You can mod that when you got to the cabins, Zoe took down your name and picked your
cabin for you. Have fun! :D]