Fandom Radio, Saturday, September 25
Deadpool: Huh. Looks like I'm alone tonight.
Onion: YOU DESERVE TO BE ALONE! NO ONE LI--*SLASH*
Deadpool: And that is how you properly use a comic book sound effect. Moving on!
*More crashing*
Ghanima: I refuse to use my crysknife on an unworthy opponent like a vegetable. I’m sure there’s more heavy things in here I can use to crush the life from your bodies, so the next non-warm-blooded thing to open its mouth is going to find out if I can electrocute it.
Deadpool: Are they judging you too? I think Humphrey and an onion got busy.
Ghanima: “Your family takes dysfunctional to new levels,” “You are the same as your aunt...” Nothing I haven’t heard before, but nothing that is worth listening to.
Onion: YOUR BROTHER ISSUES ARE-- *SCHWOOP*
Ghanima: Hrm. Who knew a record could act as a suitable vivisection tool?
Deadpool: Well, I was thinking that the microphone could make a good bludgeoning device, actually. But that works too!
School
Ghanima: There was nothing at the school, thank goodness, or I’d have to wonder about some of you.
Dorms
Deadpool: Peter Bishop was busy not crying at all while eating a burger. Uh, ya know, that's probably a sign of some deeper issue. Possibly his parents were killed by a burger. Let's go with that. Meanwhile, Squall who is not a teacher anymore beat up onion with his emo. And then Rinoa showed up to ease his savage rage. Wesley was busy havin' an emo, emo day of homework when Dolf showed up to emo about dead people with his onions. Then Katniss showed up to talk about more emo root vegetables and then something about people showing up next week.
Bruce punched some onions for all that emo over not being as strong as Clark. Yeah, I don't get it either. Maybe it's exercise. Faramir showed up and they talked about how to get rid of these things.
Onion: YOU'RE A MOOOONSTER.
Deadpool: Aaaand that's another sliced onion! Jono woke up to a horrible onion attack when George who may or may not be a chick asked if they were besties or not and then there was onion slaughter. Mmmm. Delicious. Kurt got chased around by the onions until he ended up crying in his room. Okay, that's a bit extreme. And I thought you were the pope or something these days. Or that mighta been last decade. You guys do too much to keep up with. Elphaba showed up to encourage him to cut those bitches instead of crying at them. Because if you cry at onions, they win.
Deadpool: Raven made the onions cry right on back because they deserved it. Bastards. While Leda cried and ignored them. Rilla cried onto her letters, much like most everyone in town. But luckily Sara showed up to talk about sewing and the great pumpkin. I'm not sure how they relate, but it works, I guess. William stopped by to say that, since the onions lack vocal cords, their opinions are invalid. Much like how Leonardo Dicaprio strolling along invalidates arguments.
...god, I need to stay off the internet.
Ghanima: Please stay off the internet, for your sanity as well as mine.
Deadpool: Love you too, baby!
Town
Ghanima: Miss Mary Connell had the onions mocking her about her marital status; Miss Connell, I empathize, and then Sherlock showed up with the onion that invaded his room, which was screeching about his family and abandonment issues. Charming. Mary said she had a few more onion recipes to try, which resulted in a discussion on ways to make them be quiet. I’ve discovered sharp objects work wonders.
Deadpool: Oh, marry me.
Ghanima: I’m flattered, but I have a fiancee. Not that I plan to actually marry him.
Deadpool: Oh, just as well. I got a manfriend.
Ghanima: Having a fiancee doesn’t exclude man-or-womanfriends, just marriage. But I’m afraid that I love you in a purely platonic manner, Wade. Meanwhile, over at the Mystery Sign Theater, John Mitchell had Easy Ten and The 77th Samurai playing. Jaina Solo chopped up one criticizing onion and tossed the other off her balcony - nicely done, Jaina. Then over at Caritas, Jaina told Tino to ignore the onions. Dimitri comes in since he's in town, and they talk about being predictable and their friend Rose. Shelly is surprised to see Dimitri and gives hm a hug, and she greets Jaina and orders a honey basil gimlet, confusing Jaina, but Tino apparently came through and saved the day.
Ghanima: Faramir and Maladicta went out riding and discussed how their worlds differed from Fandom until they were interrupted by another one of the annoying onions, which again started picking at family issues and name-calling. They aren’t very original after awhile, are they?
Deadpool: Everyone has issues with their family! I could totally get into mine, but then we’d need a warning in the lj-cut. So... let’s not.
Ghanima: I don’t know what an El Jay cutting is, but given the context, I’m rather sure that’s most families belonging to Fandom residents.
Deadpool: Hell yeah! That’s all we got tonight, folks! Have a good night!
Ghanima: And remember, fried onions are rather tasty.
Onion: YOU DESERVE TO BE ALONE! NO ONE LI--*SLASH*
Deadpool: And that is how you properly use a comic book sound effect. Moving on!
*More crashing*
Ghanima: I refuse to use my crysknife on an unworthy opponent like a vegetable. I’m sure there’s more heavy things in here I can use to crush the life from your bodies, so the next non-warm-blooded thing to open its mouth is going to find out if I can electrocute it.
Deadpool: Are they judging you too? I think Humphrey and an onion got busy.
Ghanima: “Your family takes dysfunctional to new levels,” “You are the same as your aunt...” Nothing I haven’t heard before, but nothing that is worth listening to.
Onion: YOUR BROTHER ISSUES ARE-- *SCHWOOP*
Ghanima: Hrm. Who knew a record could act as a suitable vivisection tool?
Deadpool: Well, I was thinking that the microphone could make a good bludgeoning device, actually. But that works too!
School
Ghanima: There was nothing at the school, thank goodness, or I’d have to wonder about some of you.
Dorms
Deadpool: Peter Bishop was busy not crying at all while eating a burger. Uh, ya know, that's probably a sign of some deeper issue. Possibly his parents were killed by a burger. Let's go with that. Meanwhile, Squall who is not a teacher anymore beat up onion with his emo. And then Rinoa showed up to ease his savage rage. Wesley was busy havin' an emo, emo day of homework when Dolf showed up to emo about dead people with his onions. Then Katniss showed up to talk about more emo root vegetables and then something about people showing up next week.
Bruce punched some onions for all that emo over not being as strong as Clark. Yeah, I don't get it either. Maybe it's exercise. Faramir showed up and they talked about how to get rid of these things.
Onion: YOU'RE A MOOOONSTER.
Deadpool: Aaaand that's another sliced onion! Jono woke up to a horrible onion attack when George who may or may not be a chick asked if they were besties or not and then there was onion slaughter. Mmmm. Delicious. Kurt got chased around by the onions until he ended up crying in his room. Okay, that's a bit extreme. And I thought you were the pope or something these days. Or that mighta been last decade. You guys do too much to keep up with. Elphaba showed up to encourage him to cut those bitches instead of crying at them. Because if you cry at onions, they win.
Deadpool: Raven made the onions cry right on back because they deserved it. Bastards. While Leda cried and ignored them. Rilla cried onto her letters, much like most everyone in town. But luckily Sara showed up to talk about sewing and the great pumpkin. I'm not sure how they relate, but it works, I guess. William stopped by to say that, since the onions lack vocal cords, their opinions are invalid. Much like how Leonardo Dicaprio strolling along invalidates arguments.
...god, I need to stay off the internet.
Ghanima: Please stay off the internet, for your sanity as well as mine.
Deadpool: Love you too, baby!
Town
Ghanima: Miss Mary Connell had the onions mocking her about her marital status; Miss Connell, I empathize, and then Sherlock showed up with the onion that invaded his room, which was screeching about his family and abandonment issues. Charming. Mary said she had a few more onion recipes to try, which resulted in a discussion on ways to make them be quiet. I’ve discovered sharp objects work wonders.
Deadpool: Oh, marry me.
Ghanima: I’m flattered, but I have a fiancee. Not that I plan to actually marry him.
Deadpool: Oh, just as well. I got a manfriend.
Ghanima: Having a fiancee doesn’t exclude man-or-womanfriends, just marriage. But I’m afraid that I love you in a purely platonic manner, Wade. Meanwhile, over at the Mystery Sign Theater, John Mitchell had Easy Ten and The 77th Samurai playing. Jaina Solo chopped up one criticizing onion and tossed the other off her balcony - nicely done, Jaina. Then over at Caritas, Jaina told Tino to ignore the onions. Dimitri comes in since he's in town, and they talk about being predictable and their friend Rose. Shelly is surprised to see Dimitri and gives hm a hug, and she greets Jaina and orders a honey basil gimlet, confusing Jaina, but Tino apparently came through and saved the day.
Ghanima: Faramir and Maladicta went out riding and discussed how their worlds differed from Fandom until they were interrupted by another one of the annoying onions, which again started picking at family issues and name-calling. They aren’t very original after awhile, are they?
Deadpool: Everyone has issues with their family! I could totally get into mine, but then we’d need a warning in the lj-cut. So... let’s not.
Ghanima: I don’t know what an El Jay cutting is, but given the context, I’m rather sure that’s most families belonging to Fandom residents.
Deadpool: Hell yeah! That’s all we got tonight, folks! Have a good night!
Ghanima: And remember, fried onions are rather tasty.