Goth Eye for the Prep Guy, Tuesday 1st Period, 6/5/07
The desk in the front of the room held five dolls and a cd player playing pop music. Abby stood nearby with large headphones over her ears and an even larger propane torch in her hands.
"This is regular pop music." Abby said loudly, pointing at the dolls who were bobbing their heads happily. "Horrible, isn't it? Being a goth isn't all black clothes and mascara. It's about the music, the books, the attitude. And sometimes it's about setting annoying things on fire."
Abby turned the knob on the torch and flambed the plastic dolls. "Now that we've said 'bye, bye, bye' to that travesty, it's time to work on our new volunteer. Remember you're not just dressing Anders in new clothes; you're teaching him how to act like a goth."
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"This is regular pop music." Abby said loudly, pointing at the dolls who were bobbing their heads happily. "Horrible, isn't it? Being a goth isn't all black clothes and mascara. It's about the music, the books, the attitude. And sometimes it's about setting annoying things on fire."
Abby turned the knob on the torch and flambed the plastic dolls. "Now that we've said 'bye, bye, bye' to that travesty, it's time to work on our new volunteer. Remember you're not just dressing Anders in new clothes; you're teaching him how to act like a goth."
[please wait for ocd OCD up! Play!]