Jul 09, 2007 09:05
Buster looked even more nervous than he did on his first day of class last semester. He wasn't wearing his hook and probably wouldn't be for a while. He was still crying at night about what he did to Warren. He waited until everyone arrived before speaking.
"Heeeeeeeeey students. For those of you who don't know me, I'm Buster Bluth. I'll be your teacher for the rest of the semester." started Buster. "You guys are lucky. I already taught this class last semester so I'll be way less inclined to spaz out and scar you all for life!"
Buster laughed and clapped his hands together. "So, as it says on the syllabus, this class doesn't really have a set subject. So if you want to learn a little about any subject just let me know. I most likely took a class on it during my ten years of college."
"Um, you may notice I don't have a T.A. this semester." Buster said softly. "You may heard that I stabbed the old one with my hook...I was just trying to give a hug."
"Oh well. These things happen!" he said. No they didn't. "Let's make today an easy day and just do some introductions. Just tell me your name, an interesting fact about yourself and what your superhero name would be! I'll start! I'm Buster, I've stabbed numerous people and my superhero name would be Sealkicker Lovesjuice!"
He pointed at the student nearest to him with his fake hand. "You go next!"
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