Heroing [period 2, class 12]
"Hello!" Hammer boomed as the class made their way in today. "Now, children, while I know you all look up to me, I need you to remember an important thing: everyone is different. No one else can be as strong as I am, or as ruggedly handsome, or as brilliant, and so, it's important that you recognize this."
He paused, posing. They should really be used to this by now.
"And sometimes, my mini-heroes, you're going to need...teamwork. Some heroes even have sidekicks, which are like partners who aren't as cool as you, but sometimes, you get to have sex with them anyway. Your assignment today, kids, is to find a partner and figure out why you would make a good heroing team. You should bring different things -- don't just pick your friends, or the people you pay to pretend to be your friends! That's just silly."
[I'm out doing pre-student teaching all day, so SP from me until eveningish!]
He paused, posing. They should really be used to this by now.
"And sometimes, my mini-heroes, you're going to need...teamwork. Some heroes even have sidekicks, which are like partners who aren't as cool as you, but sometimes, you get to have sex with them anyway. Your assignment today, kids, is to find a partner and figure out why you would make a good heroing team. You should bring different things -- don't just pick your friends, or the people you pay to pretend to be your friends! That's just silly."
[I'm out doing pre-student teaching all day, so SP from me until eveningish!]