Modeling for Dummies, Thursday 1/21/10
After handwavily informing the kids to meet up in the danger shop, Deadpool was positively giddy about the oh so awesome fashion show that would be happening. There was even a poorly constructed runway set up for it!
"Now, I don't want you kids to feel nervous or anything about having to parade about on stage in something you created where anyone could just walk in a mock. It's not that big a deal. It's just one day that could get you labeled 'that chick slash guy who face planted on the stage because their outfit was crap'. So... you know."
Deadpool shrugged.
"Get over it. And I didn't wanna make you guys do this alone, so I got you someone to walk with. Noooow, it's possible these poorly photoshopped lil' fellas are part of the shop and won't actually bite you. Or, it's possible some of them snuck in and enjoy wearing unitards and vision obscuring masks. I dunno. But this is what you gotta deal with as a real model."
Yeeeeah.
"So, have fuuuuuun."
"Now, I don't want you kids to feel nervous or anything about having to parade about on stage in something you created where anyone could just walk in a mock. It's not that big a deal. It's just one day that could get you labeled 'that chick slash guy who face planted on the stage because their outfit was crap'. So... you know."
Deadpool shrugged.
"Get over it. And I didn't wanna make you guys do this alone, so I got you someone to walk with. Noooow, it's possible these poorly photoshopped lil' fellas are part of the shop and won't actually bite you. Or, it's possible some of them snuck in and enjoy wearing unitards and vision obscuring masks. I dunno. But this is what you gotta deal with as a real model."
Yeeeeah.
"So, have fuuuuuun."