Modeling for Dummies, Thursday 2/18/10
"Next week is spring break and we all know what that means, right boys and girls and maybe something in betweens I'm not judging except for when I am because it's fun," Deadpool said, fiddling with a DVD case in his hands.
There was even that small, awkward pause that normally only appeared on Dora the Explorer for kids to get their brains together and stop bouncing around to bippy music or whatever they did these days.
"That's riiiiight! It means Deadpool forgot to write you a midterm! Yaaaaay!" Oh, the fake glee was fun. "So, instead, you all get punished with this classic Lindsay Lohan and Tyra Banks movie about what happens when writers take acid. Won't that be fun?"
A beat.
"Yeah, I don't care. Gleam something educational from it and you get a gold star."
There was even that small, awkward pause that normally only appeared on Dora the Explorer for kids to get their brains together and stop bouncing around to bippy music or whatever they did these days.
"That's riiiiight! It means Deadpool forgot to write you a midterm! Yaaaaay!" Oh, the fake glee was fun. "So, instead, you all get punished with this classic Lindsay Lohan and Tyra Banks movie about what happens when writers take acid. Won't that be fun?"
A beat.
"Yeah, I don't care. Gleam something educational from it and you get a gold star."