It was the day before prom and everyone knows what that means, riiiiight?
No?
Damn it.
"In honor of everyone's favorite dance, we'll be modeling the
worst dresses humanly possible. Yeah, that includes the guys. Enjoy feelin' like the purdiest belle at the ball." A beat. "Which means Chuck has a leg up on you. Sorry about
that."
Damn gender-bending Fandom!
"So go grab a tiara and the most chiffon you can."