Dating, Hooking Up and Sex, Class 1, Friday period 3

May 14, 2010 05:26

Dean was leaning against the desk at the front of the room as he watched all the students file in.

"Hey guys," he said once everyone was seated. "Welcome to All You've Ever Wanted to Know About Dating, Hooking Up and Sex But Were Afraid to Ask. I'm Dean Winchester, the guy teaching it. Call me Dean; if you start calling me Mr. Winchester, I'm going to look to see if my Dad's back from his hunt and standing behind me.

"This workshop is about what it's titled -- I believe in truth in advertising," Dean said with a grin. "We're going to discuss, sex, and dating and hooking up, and how sometimes those things can be different on Fandom." He gestured at the board where he'd written out his planned syllabus. "That's pretty much how I'm planning on covering the subject matter, but I'm flexible. If something happens that is related to what we're talking about, we can discuss it in class here. Also, if you ever have any questions, ask. That's what I'm here for. Or if not me, you can ask one of the TA's," he added gesturing at Sammy and Chuck, "though they'll probably give you diametrically opposed answers. As for me, well, I'll try and always tell you exactly how I see things."

He got up and began a sort of slow pace in front of the class. "My first term as a student here, I took sex ed. The teacher was a bonifide professional -- ran the brothel in town and everything. I got a lot out of that class, even if I did end up being nicknamed Muskrat for a while.

"Now, I make no bones about not being a professional in this area," he continued. "But I will claim to be at least a talented amateur. More than that, I went to school here for three years which means if anyone knows what kind of stuff Fandom can throw at you, it would be me. And yeah, it's always a buttload of weird, but that doesn't mean it's always bad. I've had some awesome encounters that I'd never would have been able to have anywhere else. Really, if you keep an open mind, you can leave here with experiences that are truly once in a lifetime opportunities. And we're going to discuss making the most of them once we get the basics out of the way."

Dean stopped pacing and went back to leaning on his desk. "So that's the overview, now on to the introductions. We're going to go around the room, and everyone is going to give their name, how long they've been on Fandom, what sort of experience they have with the class subject, and what you hope to get out of class."

He looked around with a shit eating grin. "So who wants to start?"

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