Self Defense and Kickassery for Dummies; Thursday Fourth Period [1st. Class]

Jul 08, 2010 09:00

The students had been noticed handwavily that the class would take place in the Danger Shop. Once they arrived they would see the place looked pretty much like a dojo, and nothing else. Leaning on one of the pillars was the teacher, who didn't acknowledge or react to the students arriving until the time for her class started; for some Faith was ( Read more... )

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Re: Talk to Faith notagoodslayer July 8 2010, 16:18:00 UTC
"..."

Yeah, the notification she had received was not a joke, after all.

"You are my TA." And she didn't think she could say anything else at the moment. Hi? Sorry? Did I torture you yet? Sorry?

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Re: Talk to Faith wesleynotponcy July 8 2010, 18:48:27 UTC
"I... I'm sorry?" Wesley said, bewildered. Okay, so maybe she was trying to kill him. He blinked repeatedly, then stated matter-of-factly, "You are teaching this class. Which I am taking."

Shocked Wes = a little slow on the uptake.

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Re: Talk to Faith notagoodslayer July 8 2010, 18:56:37 UTC
"Teacher Assistant. You. In my class." Yeah, let's go step by step here.

"Wesley? Do you know me? Because I do know you, and depending from what point of my past you are, you might or might not be entitled to be pissed at me." Well, he would still be entitled to be pissed at her, but really, one step at the time.

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Re: Talk to Faith wesleynotponcy July 8 2010, 18:59:45 UTC
"Yes. I know you. You were my Slayer and you tried to destroy Sunnydale, for which I was expelled from the Watchers' Council and sent here." He was seething.

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Re: Talk to Faith notagoodslayer July 8 2010, 19:03:21 UTC
Oh.

Oh.

"Oh!"

So he was from back then!? Boy, way to take Faith back. "Yeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah...I was a crazy bitch back in the day." She was smirking. Don't worry, you get to...eh, torture, working for a vampire, massive emotional and physical pain...and then you die. In a way. I'm not sure of the details. Man, how do you cheer a guy like that?

"I'm...sorry?"

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Re: Talk to Faith wesleynotponcy July 8 2010, 19:05:39 UTC
So she was evil and she got better. Typical Sunnydale.

"I take it this was not the offense for which you thought I would be upset with you?" he asked. Because if there was something else she would do later, he'd like to know about it now. Cards on the table and all.

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Re: Talk to Faith notagoodslayer July 8 2010, 19:11:29 UTC
Better was a stretch, but eh, Faith could work with that. And Sunnydale had nothing on her...besides the Major's situation.

"Can't tell you~" And she for once was going to love not disclosing the future. "You are going to have to find out yourself." And it would be probably something Faith would be sorry about until he did find out. And then for a bit longer. "I can only apologize for what I've done so far...and really, you all were the worst examples to follow; I have no idea of how B managed to be the little pretty Slayer you wanted."

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Re: Talk to Faith wesleynotponcy July 8 2010, 19:16:29 UTC
"That's unacceptable," he said flatly. "If there's something you're to do in the future that I can avoid, I'm not about to allow it to happen anyway."

Wesley may be a pushover sometimes, but when it comes to learning stuff, he can be kind of adamant.

"And doubtless if I'm your teaching assistant, you'll merely circumvent my authority and put people in danger," he reasoned.

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Re: Talk to Faith notagoodslayer July 8 2010, 19:24:52 UTC
Yes, well, Faith was not amused. "Listen up, squint", started as she gave him a serious look. "I'm not asking you to accept shit, and lets be clear about that. You knowing things that haven't happened will only end in some serious clusterfuck. Some things are meant to happen, and you have no right to go around demanding to know." She had closed the distance between them, and looked slightly pissed.

Faith would make sure she was the biggest baddie in the room.

"And, really? Stick around, Wes, try to be a good assistant. I'm not about to mock you; believe it or not, I've also grown." A snort. "Just don't you dare to demand information from me."

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Re: Talk to Faith wesleynotponcy July 8 2010, 19:33:22 UTC
And while Wes didn't doubt that she had reformed - she was notoriously stubborn, and if she was evil it was more her style to make sure everyone was clear on that - he still didn't want to get killed, so he stuck with crossing his arms over his chest and trying to stare her down. "Very well," he gritted out.

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Re: Talk to Faith notagoodslayer July 8 2010, 19:39:50 UTC
It was one of those moments when Faith wanted to add something else for dramatic effect...but she really couldn't come up with anything.

So she poked him, on the chest. "Very well", echoed. And then turned away.

"Now show the others how to make a kata properly." TAs also got to do class!

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