Childcare For Idiots, Thursday, Period 1 - 5/12

May 11, 2011 23:10

Class on this fine, Icelandic day was greeted by a small pile of delicious, delicious candy waiting for them to help themselves to. Oh, and a guy in a red outfit that most certainly was not pajamas at all. Because that would be sillyAnd a small, three year old child sitting at the desk, coloring what appeared to be dinosaurs. Oh yeah, this was ( Read more... )

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Sign In mouthy_merc May 12 2011, 04:10:54 UTC
Like a kid.

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Re: Sign In exactlyaverage May 12 2011, 04:31:21 UTC
Jack Carter

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Re: Sign In iwishiwasbig May 12 2011, 04:42:45 UTC
Dave Nelson

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Re: Sign In hurtingzeebo May 12 2011, 05:32:28 UTC
Sam Puckett

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Introduce Yourself! mouthy_merc May 12 2011, 04:11:30 UTC
And have candy. Mmmm. Candy.

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Re: Introduce Yourself! exactlyaverage May 12 2011, 04:34:18 UTC
"Hi, I'm Jack Carter and I really have no idea why-"

And that's when he realized it. "Hero Management." "Try Not to Die." "Child Care for Idiots."

All classes Zoe would have signed him up for.

"Damn it! She did this! Damn it! Damn it! Damn it!"

He scowled and regained his composure. Mostly. "Somebody else signed me up for this."

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Re: Introduce Yourself! mouthy_merc May 12 2011, 12:33:55 UTC
"Someone that fills you with such rage," Deadpool added sadly. "You see, this is why we don't talk about our feelings at all. Instead, we just repress until that gives you an ulcer. It's the circle of life."

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Re: Introduce Yourself! exactlyaverage May 13 2011, 00:21:33 UTC
"Repression? Yeah, I like the sound of that," Jack replied with a roll of his eyes. "Is that what every father should do?"

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Deal With A Child mouthy_merc May 12 2011, 04:12:18 UTC
...Jan just wanted to make you pretty with the braiding. Is that so much to ask?

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Re: Deal With A Child exactlyaverage May 12 2011, 04:35:44 UTC
"Before we start here?" Jack began, trying to sound reasonable. "My hair is way to short for braiding.

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Re: Deal With A Child mouthy_merc May 12 2011, 12:38:40 UTC
"It's okay," Jan assured him cheerfully as she carefully placed a rainbow sticker on his leg.

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Re: Deal With A Child exactlyaverage May 12 2011, 14:43:44 UTC
"Thanks," Jack smirked. "I don't suppose you have a dinosaur one?"

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Talk to the Teacher mouthy_merc May 12 2011, 04:12:50 UTC
Because he was there for you.

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OOC mouthy_merc May 12 2011, 04:13:22 UTC
Mmmm. Candy.

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