This Thing You Humans Call Love [Wednesday, 2nd Period]
Bond was having class within a perfectly normal classroom today, albeit one with small piles of index cards placed on all the desks. Once his students had arrived he began.
"Good morning, I'm Professor Bond, and welcome to This Thing You Humans Call Love, which despite the somewhat euphemistic name," he really needed to find out what was happening between filling out his paperwork and it being filed. "Is focused on giving you a thorough grounding in the basics of sexual education. Given the nature of this school I will clarify that my information will mostly apply to humans as that is the area of my expertise. As such it will be an almost entirely theory based class."
"I realise that this can be an embarrassing subject to talk about, so let me get one thing out of the way, in this class the only stupid question is the one that isn't asked. If you are unsure about something or need clarification, simply ask and I will do my best to answer."
"Now traditionally with first class introductions I ask for your name, class, and level of experience, however that last may be somewhat inappropriate, all things considered." Not that Bond normally cared about being appropriate, but teenagers and duty of care. "So instead of that, tell us why you're taking the class. However if you feel comfortable doing so, would like you to note down any previous education or particular areas you want covered, so I can get a idea of what you might already know or don't know."
"So who'd like to go first."
[ooc: let's just assume it's going to be vaguely NWS at best]
[ Class Roster]
"Good morning, I'm Professor Bond, and welcome to This Thing You Humans Call Love, which despite the somewhat euphemistic name," he really needed to find out what was happening between filling out his paperwork and it being filed. "Is focused on giving you a thorough grounding in the basics of sexual education. Given the nature of this school I will clarify that my information will mostly apply to humans as that is the area of my expertise. As such it will be an almost entirely theory based class."
"I realise that this can be an embarrassing subject to talk about, so let me get one thing out of the way, in this class the only stupid question is the one that isn't asked. If you are unsure about something or need clarification, simply ask and I will do my best to answer."
"Now traditionally with first class introductions I ask for your name, class, and level of experience, however that last may be somewhat inappropriate, all things considered." Not that Bond normally cared about being appropriate, but teenagers and duty of care. "So instead of that, tell us why you're taking the class. However if you feel comfortable doing so, would like you to note down any previous education or particular areas you want covered, so I can get a idea of what you might already know or don't know."
"So who'd like to go first."
[ooc: let's just assume it's going to be vaguely NWS at best]
[ Class Roster]