Caffeine Withdrawals
Greetings, oh caffeine lovers of Fandom.
This week, beginning on Tuesday morning and lasting until Friday night, the island is going into caffeine withdrawals. Literally.
All of the caffeine will be withdrawn from the island. Anything caffeinated will have morphed into a decaffeinated version of itself. THE HORROR!
Who knows if it was caused by the moon rising in the left sphere of chupacabra, someone offending the great coffee gods in the sky, or teeny aliens vaporising it with their equally teeny caffeinebegoneguns. All anyone will know is that the caffeine is gone!
Nowhere on the island will caffeine be found. Anything brought onto the island will mysteriously have all its caffeine disappear.
To signify its new, low octane state, some changes will occur: If the products have packaging, that packaging will proudly proclaim it to be decaf; if not, the caffeine will simply be gone, giving that foamy latte or double shot espresso about as much kick as a comatose mule.
Come Friday night, the caffeine will return to products as suddenly and mysteriously as it disappeared.
Questions, comments, double strength venti vanilla skim latte?
Also: I haven't had coffee yet. This is very bad.
This week, beginning on Tuesday morning and lasting until Friday night, the island is going into caffeine withdrawals. Literally.
All of the caffeine will be withdrawn from the island. Anything caffeinated will have morphed into a decaffeinated version of itself. THE HORROR!
Who knows if it was caused by the moon rising in the left sphere of chupacabra, someone offending the great coffee gods in the sky, or teeny aliens vaporising it with their equally teeny caffeinebegoneguns. All anyone will know is that the caffeine is gone!
Nowhere on the island will caffeine be found. Anything brought onto the island will mysteriously have all its caffeine disappear.
To signify its new, low octane state, some changes will occur: If the products have packaging, that packaging will proudly proclaim it to be decaf; if not, the caffeine will simply be gone, giving that foamy latte or double shot espresso about as much kick as a comatose mule.
Come Friday night, the caffeine will return to products as suddenly and mysteriously as it disappeared.
Questions, comments, double strength venti vanilla skim latte?
Also: I haven't had coffee yet. This is very bad.