Fighting Reserves: Shooting Range, After Classes
After handwavily letting people know to meet at the shooting range, it was time for the fighty reserves to begin! There were only two leaders at reserves today instead of the usual three. And maybe a little extra in the way of pastries, but that could be blamed on someone not eating so many before they even started.
"Ranged weapons are the topic today. Crossbows, small rocks, guns, a duck--whatever that can be thrown or projected at an opponent in a fight," Maladicta started. Though she was just going to let Kennedy handle the guns, thank you.
...like Kennedy knew anything about guns.
Or throwing ducks. Um.
"Which means we expect you guys to not screw around with the shooty stuff," Kennedy spoke up. "Not that I think most of you would, but just getting that out there. Disclaimers and all that. Anyone who's not so good with the shooty, now's your chance to practice, or pair up with someone who knows what they're doing and learn a thing or two."
A beat, then--
"...also if anyone has any clue when exactly throwing a duck would be useful, speak up. I kind of have to know now."
Duck throwing was a proud Borogravian tradition, thank you! Like starving and living in hovels.
"It would be surprising," Maladicta added kindly. "I'd certainly be surprised by a duck."
Kennedy shrugged. "Okay then!" She indicated the shooting range, and the moddable selection of weaponry laid out for everyone. "So now that you're all spring-break-ed out, go shoot things."
"Ranged weapons are the topic today. Crossbows, small rocks, guns, a duck--whatever that can be thrown or projected at an opponent in a fight," Maladicta started. Though she was just going to let Kennedy handle the guns, thank you.
...like Kennedy knew anything about guns.
Or throwing ducks. Um.
"Which means we expect you guys to not screw around with the shooty stuff," Kennedy spoke up. "Not that I think most of you would, but just getting that out there. Disclaimers and all that. Anyone who's not so good with the shooty, now's your chance to practice, or pair up with someone who knows what they're doing and learn a thing or two."
A beat, then--
"...also if anyone has any clue when exactly throwing a duck would be useful, speak up. I kind of have to know now."
Duck throwing was a proud Borogravian tradition, thank you! Like starving and living in hovels.
"It would be surprising," Maladicta added kindly. "I'd certainly be surprised by a duck."
Kennedy shrugged. "Okay then!" She indicated the shooting range, and the moddable selection of weaponry laid out for everyone. "So now that you're all spring-break-ed out, go shoot things."