Public: Mayoral Candidate Platform

[charlotteschaos]

Char sat at the glass table in the kitchen, drinking orange juice as a proper mummy should. She was thrilled not only that miints was happy about their ickle bundle of lovechild, but that she'd been nominated to be mayor. In fact, she was so pleased, she'd only pimp slapped emmagrant01 once all week, and hadn't even bothered to shake down the whore house yet

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[orange_bastard]

Those are great, esp the cathy bites one. Snagged a "Keep Harry Gay" icon!

[charlotteschaos]

"Thank you, thank you."

[fairy_poet]

*Mandatory coffee enemas*

O.o You should start passing them out with campain bows and fliars!!

*runs to redgister*

[charlotteschaos]

"I believe my whore was handing out fliers of that ilk the other day. Maybe you can still get one?"

[furiosity]

Yes, but what are your thoughts on yaoi?

Will defacement of public property with naughty graffitti be encouraged or persecuted by your government?

[charlotteschaos]

It would depend entirely on how much I like it.

Freedom of expression, of course!

[furiosity]

XD

That can be taken more than one way! Freedom of the masses to express themselves with spray paint or freedom of the government to express itself with billy clubs?

[charlotteschaos]

I'm pretty sure the government has little interest in billy clubs, however... there might be some cockslapping.

Are you trying to oppress my boner?!?!

[tarotemp]

So, ermmm... if you were elected, how much dick would have to be sucked what would a potential entreprenuer of fandomopolis have to do to obtain a license to open... oh, let's say... a Polyjuice brothel in this fair city?

And how much of the cut would I have to pay you to approve such an idea?

[charlotteschaos]

Well, as you know, I am very open to the free trade and exchange of whatever services anyone in fandomopolis might wish to provide. That said, for the health and safety of fandomopolis residents, there would be heavy bribes strict guidelines and 20% of your intake, paid directly to me continued evaluation of your business.

For the protection of fandomopolis, of course.

[tarotemp]

Of course.

If you get into office, expect to hear from my solicitor on the matter and we'll hash out the details of payment and shakedown 'protection' for the workers.

You have my vote, Char.

[charlotteschaos]

Excellent. I look forward to taking your money your wonderful business flourishing in fandomopolis. I thank you for your faith and your vote!

[hoshiforever]

Hoshi logged online, and typed out an e-mail to Char.

Char,

My name is Hoshi and I'm a staff writer at the Fandomopolis Times. We're running short profiles on each of the canidates before the big election. I was wondering if you'd be willing to sit with me for a few minutes in the next few days to have you profile published and let the Citizens of Fandomopolis know your stance on important issues.

Thank you for your time,
Hoshi

[charlotteschaos]

Char smiled as she receieved an email from a notable writer of a reputable publication in her lovely hometown of fandomopolis. She replied immediately.

Ms Hoshi,

I would be most delighted to meet with you at any time to give you whatever information that you would desire for your worthy publication. It is important that the citizens of fandomopolis make an informed choice and you and your distinguished paper are the most impartial way to get the message out.

Thank you for your interest,
Char.

PS, if you're interested in some company, please let me know. I know that fandomopolis nights can get rather cold, and my whores friends can help make you feel very comfortable.

[hoshiforever]

Hoshi laughed out loud as she read Char's PS, she wasn't interested now, what with moving, work and everything, one day though....that might be a different story. She opened her calender to look at her schedual over the next couple days.

Char,

I thank you for being so open. Would you like to meet tomorrow around noon at Toy's Ice Cream Shop? I'm open most of the afternoon, so if that doesn't work, please let me know.

Thank you,
Hoshi

[ooc: Hi, I was wondering if you want to do this via IM, it would be easier...and then people can't read it until it comes out in the paper! I have AIM, MSN, Yahoo and GoogleTalk. So let me know your preference. I'm going to get something to eat but should be on the rest of the night. Just let me know what works for you! :-) ]

[charlotteschaos]

Char perked a brow that the bribe wasn't taken. Perhaps another tack was needed. She could figure this out at lunch.

Ms Hoshi,

That would work wonderfully. I should be around most of tomorrow, although with the premier of GoF and the events preceeding it, I'll be a bit scarce in the early evening. Getting the message out is a 24 hour job, it would seem, but it will be worth it to properly steal from serve the wonderful people of fandomopolis.

Sincerely,
Char

[ooc: I should be on a bit later tonight on YIM as arrogantprat. If you don't see me, just email me at charlotteschaos on Gmail and I'll pop on :) ]