Turtle and Canary, Thursday (3/13)
For the second time in as many days, Sokka dashed into the store and held the door shut against the angelic threat while he caught his breath. "THEY ARE OUT TO GET ME!!!" he told Apu, in a calm, even, reasonable (*snerk*) voice.
The statues had gotten Mel. And Deadpool. ...And also other people who probably couldn't handle themselves in a fight, yeah. But Mel. And all he had was a sledgehammer, which didn't seem to help much. And a letter addressed to him laying on the counter. ...Wait, what???
He read the letter, and felt a little better. He'd done something stupid like attacking a statue, so now she HAD to come back, so she could kick his butt. Shut up. It made sense!
But there were still angels to stop, and violence, he was sorry to admit, didn't seem to be the answer. ...Although maybe bigger violence, with explosions, might help... No. It was time to do that OTHER thing he did well, and use his brain.
In his best Galaxy Quest captain's voice, he announced, "Mister Apu, you have the bridge," and turned and left. It was library time.
Today's Squishy flavors: Red, Grape DOOOOM, Angel Food Cake
The statues had gotten Mel. And Deadpool. ...And also other people who probably couldn't handle themselves in a fight, yeah. But Mel. And all he had was a sledgehammer, which didn't seem to help much. And a letter addressed to him laying on the counter. ...Wait, what???
He read the letter, and felt a little better. He'd done something stupid like attacking a statue, so now she HAD to come back, so she could kick his butt. Shut up. It made sense!
But there were still angels to stop, and violence, he was sorry to admit, didn't seem to be the answer. ...Although maybe bigger violence, with explosions, might help... No. It was time to do that OTHER thing he did well, and use his brain.
In his best Galaxy Quest captain's voice, he announced, "Mister Apu, you have the bridge," and turned and left. It was library time.
Today's Squishy flavors: Red, Grape DOOOOM, Angel Food Cake