Pirate Radio [Wednesday afternoon]
The sounds of "next time I'll remember your naaaaaaame" and something squishy being pelted at the studio walls came through the microphone.
Squirrels were cruel and didn't like Jack very much. They welcomed the chance to make him look stupid for the entire island to hear.
"Here's some advice for ye, mates," Jack said. "If ye decide that you're going to go easy and go early with the first strumpet at the bar, make sure she can't bloody fly."
Jack was under the impression that he had slept with one of the harpies. He...might not be wrong.
"Since all of the smart people are inside," he continued, "give me a call, savvy? We can exchange cleaning tips or something."
Squirrels were cruel and didn't like Jack very much. They welcomed the chance to make him look stupid for the entire island to hear.
"Here's some advice for ye, mates," Jack said. "If ye decide that you're going to go easy and go early with the first strumpet at the bar, make sure she can't bloody fly."
Jack was under the impression that he had slept with one of the harpies. He...might not be wrong.
"Since all of the smart people are inside," he continued, "give me a call, savvy? We can exchange cleaning tips or something."