Outback Steakhouse; Friday Evening [ 01/13 ].
This was an event that was long overdue, and what better opportunity for the evil supervillian megamind Professor Chaos to make his mark on the quiet little island of Fandom than on a day none other than Friday the Thirteenth! Butters had finally gotten out his tinfoil costume, his sweeping green cape, and stalked around the village, bent on causing chaos and destruction in his wake!
His first stop was Outback Steakhouse, sure to be busy on the evening at the beginning of a weekend. Professor Chaos cackled with glee at the entrance, as the unsuspecting diners chattered on, clattering their forks and spoons on their plates, oblivious to the disorder that was about to befall them.
"Order twenty-three is up," a voice called from the kitchen, "and order twenty-four is up!" The bell on the counter rang twice, to alert the servers to do their job, and to alert Professor Chaos that his opportunity had finally arrived. Deftly, he rushed forward, before anyone could notice, he switched the position of the plates. With a satisfied chuckle, he ducked out of the way as soon as the waitress went to retrieve them and deliver them to the unuspecting victims of this terrible evil that had crept into their lives.
"Uh, waitress, a-a-actually, I ordered the Bloomin' Onion. This looks like the artichoke dip."
"Yeah, I had the artichoke dip over here."
As the waitress switched the orders back, Butters couldn't help laughing at his cleverness, and all heads turned toward the strange boy in the costume. It wasn't as if such a thing was uncommon in Fandom, but it called for at least a glance.
"I am Professor Chaos!" Butters announced, maniacal glint in his eyes underneath his tinfoil helmet. "And now, this puny world will bow down to me!"
With one more cackle, he fled the restaurant, off to cause more chaos and disorder! The diners seemed to collectively blink, and then methodically returned to their steaks and conversation, while Professor Chaos disappeared into the night!
[[ Establishy! Guess what episode of South Park is on and reminded me on how I've been meaning to do this forever? And NFB, if you please! Not to save Butters' identity or anything like that, but because he will be so disappointed that his epic evil isn't in the news ]]
His first stop was Outback Steakhouse, sure to be busy on the evening at the beginning of a weekend. Professor Chaos cackled with glee at the entrance, as the unsuspecting diners chattered on, clattering their forks and spoons on their plates, oblivious to the disorder that was about to befall them.
"Order twenty-three is up," a voice called from the kitchen, "and order twenty-four is up!" The bell on the counter rang twice, to alert the servers to do their job, and to alert Professor Chaos that his opportunity had finally arrived. Deftly, he rushed forward, before anyone could notice, he switched the position of the plates. With a satisfied chuckle, he ducked out of the way as soon as the waitress went to retrieve them and deliver them to the unuspecting victims of this terrible evil that had crept into their lives.
"Uh, waitress, a-a-actually, I ordered the Bloomin' Onion. This looks like the artichoke dip."
"Yeah, I had the artichoke dip over here."
As the waitress switched the orders back, Butters couldn't help laughing at his cleverness, and all heads turned toward the strange boy in the costume. It wasn't as if such a thing was uncommon in Fandom, but it called for at least a glance.
"I am Professor Chaos!" Butters announced, maniacal glint in his eyes underneath his tinfoil helmet. "And now, this puny world will bow down to me!"
With one more cackle, he fled the restaurant, off to cause more chaos and disorder! The diners seemed to collectively blink, and then methodically returned to their steaks and conversation, while Professor Chaos disappeared into the night!
[[ Establishy! Guess what episode of South Park is on and reminded me on how I've been meaning to do this forever? And NFB, if you please! Not to save Butters' identity or anything like that, but because he will be so disappointed that his epic evil isn't in the news ]]