The Perk, Friday

[justlurkinghere]

Derek was working at the Perk today. No, not working as in 'writing a novel in public so people can see him' or 'sitting around, contemplating how terrible his life really was'. He was working as a barista.

How did this happen, one might ask.

FangirlsHe wasn't seeing anything strange about his new job, sadly. He was just glaring at the milk

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[wrongkindofsith]

Cara was in the Perk because of the things that was worth coming back to Fandom for, getting coffee was the ones that could happen in a comm public without repercussions.

"Coffee." Someone was just as cheerful and polite as Derek today.

Re: Place an Order!

[wrongkindofsith]

There was nothing Cara found more attractive than boozy gravel. Nothing. At least not while she was in this coffee shop where Derek was a broody Sex Wolf and Coffee God.

"But have you got anything else that's hot and thick," seriously a spoon could stand upright in this coffee. "And pleasing?"

Re: Place an Order!

[justlurkinghere]

"I think it could be arranged." He was referring to his thingie. You see how clever they were being? All this sexy sex talk. Take that Fifty Shades of Grey.

Re: Place an Order!

[wrongkindofsith]

"I'm sure it could," Cara said, seriously in Derek's personal space. Never mind there was a bench counter between them moments earlier.

Re: Place an Order!

[justlurkinghere]

The bench got in the way of their undeniable chemistry! Sure, they hadn't actually talked before! But that didnt mattter! They were pretty!

"Cara--" HOW DID HE EVEN KNOW HER NAME?

Re: Place an Order!

[wrongkindofsith]

"Derek." THE SAME WAY SHE KNEW HIS APPARENTLY. "My little SourWolf, I know you can please one woman, but can you please two?"

Somewhere a fan had just hit on a prefect solution to the ship wars, because clearly this would not result in Surreal KILLING EVERYONE.

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[justlurkinghere]

"I can please... Three women." Because Hermione Sue would not be denied.

Just be glad the slash fans hasn't noticed them yet. Genderswap all over the place.

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[wrongkindofsith]

Derek would make a hot chick. The hottest were-woman.

"Whose our third?" Cara asked. "Stiles?" Because somehow she was under the impression Stiles was now a girl. NOT THAT SHE SHOULD EVEN KNOW ABOUT HIM IN THE FIRST PLACE.

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[justlurkinghere]

Everyone somehow knew everyone else. it was a thing.

"If you want him," he replied, voice husky with desire. Oooo, someone is using their thesaurus! "We could share."

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[wrongkindofsith]

"They do say sharing is caring," Cara murmured throatily.

No. No, it was not. In this case.

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[justlurkinghere]

"And we care," he replied guttural...y. "About each other."

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[wrongkindofsith]

"Deeply," Cara sighed. Caring wasn't the only thing they were going to be doing deeply to each other.

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[justlurkinghere]

His eyes sparked with attraction to her lithe, supple body, unable to look away. "I get off at 3."

AND SO WOULD SHE. YOU SEE? YOU SEE WHAT WE DID THERE?

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[wrongkindofsith]

Cara couldn't resist any longer, she just had to reach over to run her hands along his arms, to feel his hot hard man flesh with bare fingertips, her gloves having apparently vanished along with the counter. "I'm sure you will."

OH, SHE SAW.

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[justlurkinghere]

Derek touched her back, caressing the smooth leathers sexily. He leaned in, so close to kissing her. So. Very. Close. "It's a date."

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[wrongkindofsith]

Cara could all but taste his breath. It tasted of sex and danger and coffee.

"I'll be there." No, you wouldn't, thank the power of overinvested-in-their-OTP fans. "Out the back."

Because that was a totes classy and sexy place to hook up.