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Re: Pony Rides locointhecoco August 10 2014, 07:39:39 UTC
Look at that pony! Isn't she pretty? With her pink coat and her dashing little saddle. And she's just the friendliest little pony you've ever seen, oh, yes, she'll smile and ask your name and make all sorts of small talk while you ride her around, and she'll be your friend forever and ever and ever and ever.

Or until she drowns you in the lake.

One of those.

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Re: Pony Rides justlurkinghere August 10 2014, 17:57:38 UTC
Derek sighed. Sighed.

"Seriously?"

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Re: Pony Rides locointhecoco August 10 2014, 18:01:24 UTC
Pinkie looked him up and down without recognition. "You there, sir!" she said, pointing with a hoof. "Do you want to ride this pony?"

Yep.

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Re: Pony Rides justlurkinghere August 10 2014, 18:09:01 UTC
"Oh god no."

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Re: Pony Rides locointhecoco August 10 2014, 18:11:43 UTC
"It'll be fun."

That word has never sounded so dangerous coming out of a pony's mouth.

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Re: Pony Rides justlurkinghere August 10 2014, 18:17:42 UTC
"Just. Hold still so I can hug you."

He sounded so cheerful about it.

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Re: Pony Rides locointhecoco August 10 2014, 18:20:54 UTC
Pinkie rolled her eyes. "It's not called 'pony hugs'," she said. While also not moving out of the way.

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Re: Pony Rides justlurkinghere August 10 2014, 18:23:45 UTC
"Deal with it," Derek muttered, going in for the kill. The huggy, huggy kill.

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Re: Pony Rides locointhecoco August 10 2014, 18:30:06 UTC
"Hey, what! What are you doing?!" Pinkie squeaked. As in let out a little noise when squeezed not unlike a dog's chew toy. She flailed all four hooves and tried to squirm away. "Leggo!"

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Re: Pony Rides justlurkinghere August 10 2014, 18:44:27 UTC
"Hold still!" Why wasn't this working?

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Re: Pony Rides locointhecoco August 10 2014, 18:52:29 UTC
"Leggo!" Pinkie yelled again. She braced her hooves against him and tried squirming her way out. "Leggo leggo le . . . huh."

Well. She stopped squirming, at least.

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Re: Pony Rides justlurkinghere August 10 2014, 18:59:52 UTC
"Are you still acting strange?" A beat. "Er. Stranger."

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Re: Pony Rides locointhecoco August 10 2014, 19:00:58 UTC
"You're hugging me," Pinkie noted.

Aaaaaaaaaaaaaand then Derek was getting squeezed back, possibly within an inch of his life. "YAY HUGS!"

Was that your answer?

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Re: Pony Rides justlurkinghere August 10 2014, 19:13:59 UTC
It totally did.

Derek immediately dropped his hold for that. "Great."

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Re: Pony Rides locointhecoco August 10 2014, 19:16:54 UTC
Sorry, Derek, Pinkie was not done hugging yet. She sighed happily, apparently entirely unconcerned with the whole evil-cotton-candy-turned-into-a-kelpie thing. "I love hugs."

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Re: Pony Rides justlurkinghere August 10 2014, 19:23:01 UTC
"I know." Derek ended up giving her a quick pat on the back.

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