"Okay, what is this nerdy crap?"
The piece of paper in
Tamsin's hands was definitely some kind of nerdy crap, she was sure of it. Still, it was their best shot at at least getting the island back to somewhere that had actually decent bars
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Theet...spoke to me. No, not theet, that's the hairy ones with the bright red rumps. It? She! That's what these ones call their younglings, right? Or was it gik? Gik spoke to me. In a sauna! I mean, I don't mind, but what are the odds that the next time it happens, gik won't be so lucky as to do it to a Hrowfigin? It's punishable by death and/or three consecutive beheadings by almost every non-pacifist race on this timestrand. What are they teaching their larvae these days? I've got to warn gi...girk?
But of course he couldn't warn girk, because warning girk would be... speaking to girk. In a sauna. If gik's progenitors found out he'd done that... well, he only had the one head.
So he did the only thing he could do: continued to smile amiably. Really REALLY amiably. So amiably. At no one in particular. As you
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It really was too bad about the contradictory social customs going on here. Jenkins hated being beheaded.
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