How my son managed to simultaneously flood two bathrooms before breakfast

[fandoria]

Today was one of those days where I really wish I could have gone back to bed and have a do-over.  The entire day was a comedy of errors and frustrations and me being short-tempered and it all started like this:

I was downstairs getting ready to make breakfast when I heard water running in the downstairs bathroom. I was the only one down there, so

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[onegrapeshy]

Remember the old days when toilets lasted forever?

No, you probably don't. But seriously, they did.

[fandoria]

I know the toilets in the house I grew up in never had problems like this. I think the toilets in this house hate us or something because all three of them have issues.