Underworld: General Series
Title: Where are the Keys!
Fandom: Underworld
Pairing: Viktor/Kraven
Prompt: 78: where
Word Count:
Rating: G! and PWP!?
Author's Notes: Still not mine!
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He was quite enjoying the feel of the man against him, from the full bodily contact, to the soft lips against his own, to the warm breath ghosting across his neck, and the intoxicating scent he’d never grow tired of as Kraven leaned against his lover.
"Mmm Viktor." he happily purred, snuggling even closer to the blond haired man, using the elder as a source of warmth since they both were still naked and slowly coming down from the euphoric high of coupling. "Can we stay here?" the boy dreamily murmured leaning closer still against Viktor, simply because he was bonelessly, deliciously and completely sated.
A chuckle was part answer as Viktor slipped his arms around his youngling, "Kraven my boy I am too old to be doing such things with a young man half my - no! more than half my age. Ow!" Viktor rubbed his rump where he'd just been swatted even as he pressed a kiss to the top of the boy’s head with a fond smile.
"You are not old!" was the snapped answer, "You are quite sexy my dear elder," Kraven leaned back just far enough to study the man whom he had pinned between himself and the deep midnight blue Jag. "In fact I'm not sure which I enjoy more," Kraven teased leaning back against Viktor, pressing kisses to the man's mouth. "You deliciously naked, or you deliciously naked against this kick-ass car!"
The younger vampire idly stroked between Viktor's hip and the slick smooth surface of the brand new top of the line Jaguar. "I'm sooo glad the Minor Houses gift you with such pretty things that I get to play with." Kraven chirped returning his attention to the man in his arms so he could tease him some more. "You know it really is a hard decision to make," Kraven sighed dramatically, "My sexy mate or this sexy car."
"Kraven!"
"I'm joking! Of course you are more alluring."
"....Kraven?!"
"No I mean it, it's all a very titillating image if you ask me."
"...Kraven...!?!"
"Oh don't be so modest, you're a beautiful man Viktor, honestly you should take pride in a man your age to be,"
"KRAVEN!"
"What?!"
"The car is moving."
"W-what?"
Sure enough both men where indeed leaning further and further backwards until Viktor quickly stood upright, shoving Kraven back just as the car really began to gain momentum. "Well don't just stand there boy! Do something!" the elder nervously chuckled as he looked beyond the car to the waiting river since they'd parked down by the Danube.
Kraven was already fishing through his discarded clothing. "Where are the car keys?" he neverously laughed.
"Well I certainly don't have them." the elder answered as he watched the car slowly creep away. "Ummm Kraven, it’s getting further away." Viktor voiced the obvious along with a hint of panic. Sky blue eyes looked to his young lover whom was still fishing through his clothes. “Oh for heaven sakes boy! I can't believe you lost the keys!" was the scolding comment.
"I didn't loose them! Viktor, I gave them to you! I had to have, because I don't have them." Kraven dropped his clothes before clamping a hand over his mouth to muffle his laughter as he looked to the car which was almost to the banks of river then back to the elder before he sprinted towards it. "They must still be in the car." were the words that floated back to Viktor.
"What?!"
Kraven easily caught up to the moving vehicle still laughing as he latched onto the door handle. "Blast! Its Locked!" he yelped still trying to open the door!
"You-Locked-It!"
"I didn't lock it! You must have!"
"Kraven it wasn't me who drove here, it wasn't me who left the keys inside and I certainly did not lock it." The elder crossed his arms, leaned to one hip as he watched both car and Kraven disappeared over the river"s bank and into the flowing water.
A long sigh left the elder along with a quirked eyebrow as he waited, few seconds later a sputtering, dripping and still naked Kraven emerged from the river, shivered his way back and stood glaring at the elder. "I'm not paying for cab fare." Were the snarled words.
Viktor had to work to keep a straight face.
Kraven narrowed his eyes reaching for the elder's discarded pants, shoved his hand in one pocket then other and pulled out the car keys. "Guess w-what," he stuttered pushing a dripping wet lock of hair from his eyes. "They w-weren't in the c-car."
"Oh, I suppose I did have them after all."
"Uh-huh."
"Perhaps I locked it as well. One can never be too careful these nights, it is - ahhh was a brand new car."
Long wet, shivering fingers shoved more dripping hair from his face as Kraven just stared at his mate.
"Well then, you had better call for a taxi and for a tow truck and do not stick the Mansion with the bill, it was after all your fault." The elder absently spoke.
"MY Fault!"
Viktor sniffed before turning to gather his clothing to redress as he finally gave in to the laughter. "Yes you should have known where I'd put the keys, now hurry up it's getting chilly standing out here in the nude." More laughter bubbled up even after Viktor rubbed his rump once more as seconds later the keys were tossed at him.
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