Weapons pr0n

[hangingfire]

Title: Happiness is a Warm Gun Knife Missile
Author: hangingfire
Fandom: Iain M. Banks - The Culture series
Rating: PG-13 for violence and a lecherous eye.
Summary: In which an arms deal doesn't go well at all. At least not for the buyer.
Word count: 978
(Oh god, it's another one of my tl;dr author notes.)
Notes: So I went for weapons porn of the

Comments

[voltaireontoast]

IT'S SKAFFEN. *high five*

mmm, weapons porn. Reminds me too much of some of the guys in warstratintel last year... But very nicely done.

[hangingfire]

Thanks!

You gotta love the obstreporous little suitcase. ^_^

[voltaireontoast]

I do love that suitcase. XD

[just_mihi]

NICE ENDING.

It reminds me of that bit in Equilibrium when Christian Bale slices Taye Digg's head in half...

[hangingfire]

Thanks!

I've never seen Equilibrium, but in hindsight, I think I must've had a scene from the magnificently awful Ice Pirates in the back of my mind.

I'm late I know but must still comment:

[razorsmile]

That. Was. AWESOME!

Sleek, elegant and short. That last is its only crime. Culture-fic is very very thin on the ground and a treasure when found.

Re: I'm late I know but must still comment:

[hangingfire]

Thank you! I'm glad you enjoyed it. I've actually written another Culture fic, for last year's Yuletide exchange. You can find it here.