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[knew_youdlikeit]

You broke Iraq. Kudos!

[fang_of_spades]

Woo! Do I have to fix it now, or can I just get a new one?

[knew_youdlikeit]

Hmm. Iraq wasn't that great in the first place.

[fang_of_spades]

Iran is practically the same thing, only not broken, I guess. And without a Q. The Q is what made it awesome, though.

[deathwontstopme]

I didn't know God had a purse.

[fang_of_spades]

Me neither, but apparently I took it and I refuse to give it back. I surprised God, I deserve a trophy.

[deathwontstopme]

[Pats his head] Yes, yes you do. First prize for you.

[fang_of_spades]

I almost hate your humoring tone, but I'll live with it.

[rocksaltshotgun]

Dude, you stole God's purse?

[fang_of_spades]

Oops? God should have seen that coming, so I'm keeping as a trophy.

[rocksaltshotgun]

Well... if God's supposed to be in everything, then it's not like He can't use it where it is anyway, huh? *nosewrinkle* I think I just gave myself a headache...

[fang_of_spades]

Dude, trippy. God is in the purse, so I stole God? Yeah, just confused.

[firstandalways]

I know what you did, my child...

[fang_of_spades]

...just so I know, should I be majorly freaking out now? 'Cause this is weird.

[firstandalways]

Only if you wish to.

[fang_of_spades]

Not really. Freaking out just seems like--holy...holiness? Dude, Steve McQueen. I knew it! And they called me mad.

[prophetspawn]

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