Now, the thing about facial goo

[fangedvagina]

is that when I HAVE it, I want people to TELL me. HOW could someone LOOK at me and NOT be immediately FRANTIC to make my face UN-gooified? How CRUEL and HEARTLESS of people to let me walk around all day with COFFEE NOSE! It LOOKED (when I finally went to admire myself in the mirror after a pee) like I had shoved my nose in someone's BUM. I will

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[dearestdemented]

oh, how SAD! what WAS the goo? snot, I assume..

Oh dear....

[caoil]

I'm sorry I wasn't there to embarrass you by pointing it out!

;-)
j/k

Hotmail? Is lame.

*gives you a pain medication to help with the elbow injury*

helllllooooo lovey

[dirtylilslut4ed]

:X:X:X:X:X *hugs on you*