Life, according to my creative writing class

Jun 09, 2005 23:40

1. All grandmothers are lovable.
2. All babies are adorable.
3. All cats are snuggly.
4. Sad things shouldn't be written about.
5. Stories must be told in linear, unvarying order.

It's a class of very strange people. I might have to kill them.

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caoil June 10 2005, 16:16:40 UTC
But, M, that's all true! Life is totally all about things being peachy-keen and perfect and never going awry, and people are never cranky, and babies are never evil crying things, cats never try to eat anyone, no one ever has anything wrong!!!!

LIFEISSOGR8OMGWOWLOOKATTHESEROSECOLOUREDGLASSESAREN'TTHEYAWESOME111!!!

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