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[fangirlizm]

VA-LEN-TINE'S DAY~! ♥ The time of year when all the lovers finally come together! Confessions, weddings, love, love, LOVE! Chocolates given all around, rose petals softly scattered across the ground, and kisses shared everywhere! And this year in Memento Eden, we have a special event! Stuck to one another--literally

Comments

[numberonestar]

Hya-ha, you're right to put me in the center of whatever that dealy is, but you haven't gone far enough! My likeness should be much bigger, and at the top. Or maybe even the cover!

Also, take some better pictures. Try this...

[Flexes muscles]

[fangirlizm]

We here at Moe Moe Memento Eden only promise quality to our viewers!

[numberonestar]

Obviously. Look, your magazine's a little girly, but I'll still agree to do the cover this once.

[fangirlizm]

...

Take off your shirt and I'll consider it.

[addedtoyourdebt]

Creative as always, Renge. And it's especially good to hear you don't intend to use my likeness beyond your own 'special route.'

[fangirlizm]

Ky-Kyouya! O-of course not, Kyouya, how can I let anyone else touch such perfection~~~? ♥

I hope you've had a nice Valentine's Day! Did you get my chocolates and flowers~?

[[HUGE bouquet of flowers, HUGE box of heart-shaped chocolates, and a daintily written letter that's full of the stuff, like the twins wrote in that one episode to Haruhi's ultimate dismay.]]

[addedtoyourdebt]

Yes, I did. Thank you, Renge. It was quite appreciated. I hope you've had a nice Valentine's Day as well?

[fangirlizm]

O-of course! It's a time full of love! A-ah! Do... Do you have any plans for Valentine's~?

[yoursizmine]

[Laughing] What a joy to see that journalistic enterprise and integrity persists even in such bizarre circumstances! I can't make head nor tails of some of it, but what fun!

[fangirlizm]

[yoursizmine]

French? I suppose it is possible, but I am afraid I've only just arrived, I don't recall anything of my life before Memento Eden, even the concept of former lands and countries feels alien to me. Still, I have little reason to dismiss a young ladies' intu-ah, 'Moe Radar' when it comes to such things. We shall discover the answer in time!

My name is Arsène [bows]. Forgive me, I would kiss your hand but given current circumstances it would be unwise, as you're obviously aware! Still, it is a pleasure.

[fangirlizm]

Oh~o! Even the name sounds French! I-I'm part-French! ♥ Don't worry, don't worry! I'm already attached to another friend! She's a tengu, apparently, who flies very fast! But that's enough about her! D-Do tell me more about yourself~! ♥

[garbage_phoenix]

H-hey! You didn't mention me! Not even to make fun of me...

[fangirlizm]

[garbage_phoenix]

I SMELL LIKE HOME-BAKED FRESH LAUNDRY ON A SPRING DAY

Uh, anyway.

It's the Dark Hero's job to be a fiend in every way! Sometimes I have to do something perverted in the name of duty.

[fangirlizm]

How perverted?

[semper_fi_bitch]

Goddammit, I never said that!

[fangirlizm]

[semper_fi_bitch]

Lies! Slander! Libel! Bullshit!

[fangirlizm]

You protest the most when it's actually true.