Heroes Anon Crack Fic Meme

[fangirljen]

I haven't seen anybody do an anon Heroes crack fic meme, so here it goes. Bring your challenge right here! The crackier the better.

So how about it? Who wants to write some crack fic?

Comments

[sakura_no_mi]

Hee, I'm down... but I fail at anonymity so I'm just commenting as myself. Is this cracky enough of a prompt?

Season 1 Peter goes back in time & gets stuck in the caveman era; grows a beard & long hair in order to fit in.

I know, kinda lame... but obviously inspired by Milo's recent look. You should pimp this at some of the comms... I'm not positive, but I think there are a lot of writers that like crackfic ^_^

[anonymous]

“I want to make you a deal, Claire. I'll spare your family if you spend one night with me.

make it crack!

[anonymous]

Following S4, Sylar is impotent. Literally. So instead of stalking Our Heroes, he offers each of them sex in the hopes of getting his mojo back... Silliness ensues.

[anonymous]

Peter and Sylar talk about the many, many times they've had sex with many, many women partners, In an attempt to one up each other.

I guess Vol.4 and maybe they still think they're brothers