It came to me, my own, my PRECIOUSSS! XD
Auch wenn ich hier mittlerweile Selbstgespräche führe ;)
Hier, was heute in der Post war und was mich gestern vor Lachen vom Stuhl kippen ließ.
MEIN BUCH, MEIN SCHATZZZZ! *GRIN*
Und hier die versprochene Lachgarantie, bin ich doch gestern zufällig auf den
"Jack Bauer Fact Generator" gestoßen! *kullerz*
Wie genial:
If Jack Bauer was in a room with Hitler, Stalin, and Nina Meyers, and he had a gun with 2 bullets, he'd shoot Nina twice.
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Superman wears Jack Bauer pajamas.
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Jack Bauer once forgot where he put his keys. He then spent the next half-hour torturing himself until he gave up the location of the keys.
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Lets get one thing straight, the only reason you are conscious right now is because Jack Bauer does not feel like carrying you.
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Jack Bauer is the leading cause of death in Middle Eastern men.
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Jack Bauer doesn't miss. If he didn't hit you it's because he was shooting at another terrorist twelve miles away.
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Jack Bauer's favorite color is severe terror alert red. His second favorite color is violet, but just because it sounds like violent.
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Guns don’t kill people, Jack Bauer kills people.
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When Jack Bauer goes to the airport and the metal detector doesn't go off, security gives him a gun.
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Jack Bauer's family threw him a surprise birthday party when he was a child. Once.
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Osama bin Laden's recent proposal for truce is a direct result of him finding out that Jack Bauer is, in fact, still alive.
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People with amnesia still remember Jack Bauer.
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The quickest way to a man's heart is through Jack Bauer's gun.
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Jack Bauer cannot stick his elbow in his ear, but he can stick your elbow in your ear.
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If you send someone to kill Jack Bauer, the only thing you accomplish is supplying him a fresh set of weapons to kill you with.
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Jack Bauer does not sleep. The only rest he needs is what he gets when he’s knocked out or temporarily killed.
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If Jack Bauer was in the Garden of Eden, there would be no women -- not even God can get close enough to take Jack Bauer's rib.
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What an ego. Donald Sutherland claims to be the father of Jack Bauer.
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If you don't know who Jack Bauer is make a bomb threat and find out. (Note: Mortal Consequences are possible.)
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Jack Bauer cannot be shot by bullets, he can interrogate the bullets in the middle of the air into not hitting him.
Hier der Link: http://www.notrly.com/jackbauer
Hier, was heute in der Post war und was mich gestern vor Lachen vom Stuhl kippen ließ.
MEIN BUCH, MEIN SCHATZZZZ! *GRIN*
Und hier die versprochene Lachgarantie, bin ich doch gestern zufällig auf den
"Jack Bauer Fact Generator" gestoßen! *kullerz*
Wie genial:
If Jack Bauer was in a room with Hitler, Stalin, and Nina Meyers, and he had a gun with 2 bullets, he'd shoot Nina twice.
~
Superman wears Jack Bauer pajamas.
~
Jack Bauer once forgot where he put his keys. He then spent the next half-hour torturing himself until he gave up the location of the keys.
~
Lets get one thing straight, the only reason you are conscious right now is because Jack Bauer does not feel like carrying you.
~
Jack Bauer is the leading cause of death in Middle Eastern men.
~
Jack Bauer doesn't miss. If he didn't hit you it's because he was shooting at another terrorist twelve miles away.
~
Jack Bauer's favorite color is severe terror alert red. His second favorite color is violet, but just because it sounds like violent.
~
Guns don’t kill people, Jack Bauer kills people.
~
When Jack Bauer goes to the airport and the metal detector doesn't go off, security gives him a gun.
~
Jack Bauer's family threw him a surprise birthday party when he was a child. Once.
~
Osama bin Laden's recent proposal for truce is a direct result of him finding out that Jack Bauer is, in fact, still alive.
~
People with amnesia still remember Jack Bauer.
~
The quickest way to a man's heart is through Jack Bauer's gun.
~
Jack Bauer cannot stick his elbow in his ear, but he can stick your elbow in your ear.
~
If you send someone to kill Jack Bauer, the only thing you accomplish is supplying him a fresh set of weapons to kill you with.
~
Jack Bauer does not sleep. The only rest he needs is what he gets when he’s knocked out or temporarily killed.
~
If Jack Bauer was in the Garden of Eden, there would be no women -- not even God can get close enough to take Jack Bauer's rib.
~
What an ego. Donald Sutherland claims to be the father of Jack Bauer.
~
If you don't know who Jack Bauer is make a bomb threat and find out. (Note: Mortal Consequences are possible.)
~
Jack Bauer cannot be shot by bullets, he can interrogate the bullets in the middle of the air into not hitting him.
Hier der Link: http://www.notrly.com/jackbauer