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Dragonstone is a WHUT?

Jun 02, 2009 15:17

One of my friends is rereading the series and stumbled across something... I want to know if it's a typo on her copy of the books or what...

Has anyone else noticed that the stairs in Dragonstone are METAL??

It's in one of the scenes where Maester Cressen is climbing up the stairs in his chambers or something, and he mentions that the stairs are ( Read more... )

crazy theories, dragonstone

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repura June 3 2009, 01:48:19 UTC

Dragonstone is actually a huge mecha.

summersdream June 3 2009, 20:23:31 UTC

I was thinking that too. It's actually a TRANSFORMER, rite? Dragonstone==OPTIMUS PRIME.

repura June 4 2009, 02:49:39 UTC

And it will defend the Wall from Godzilla.

harpseals June 5 2009, 10:03:36 UTC

lmfao IA

guad June 3 2009, 12:22:38 UTC

It's probably Valyrian steel and totally because Visenya and Rhaenys had a thing for modern internal decoration :PP

Aegon: Stairs have to be stone
Visenya: Aegon, you're so last century. The fashionable king has metallic decoration in it's castle. It's all there in Valyrian Decor Magazine of this month :P

summersdream June 3 2009, 20:28:00 UTC

rofl I now want a whole series of At Home With the Conqueror!

Rhaenys: omg interiors should be SHINY.
Aegon: Stairs should not be smoothy and METAL.
Rhaenys: You got your stupid ugly damn table room!!!
Aegon: IT HAS A PURPOSE.
Rhaenys: Most boys go to the bathroom for their alone time, you know.
Aegon: OMFG.
Visenya: VALYRIAN DECOR SAYS ITS OK.
Aegon: VALYRIA DIED FOR A REASON.
Raenys and Visenya: D:
Aegon: ...
Rhaenys: *wibble*
Aegon: *facepalm* fine. metal. Now I'm going to go CONQUOR THE WORLD SO I CAN GET AWAY FROM YOU BOTH.
Visenya: You know you love me. xoxo, little a!!

guad June 4 2009, 08:25:35 UTC

HAHAHA ROTFL! We definitely need a At Home with the Conqueror series! I love making fun of Targaryens XDD, ( like here )

avroillusion June 3 2009, 17:31:52 UTC

The dragon melting the staircase thing is so crazy it just might work.

summersdream June 3 2009, 20:29:23 UTC

Except I'm not sure how big that top room would have to be to fit a Surprise!Dragon in it...

asthenie_vd June 3 2009, 17:47:10 UTC

summersdream June 3 2009, 20:31:30 UTC

Sure they did! Only it's powered by dragon steam and some idiot took out the boiler rooms to put in that extra torture chamber about a hundred years back.

My thought is that sure, a metal staircase looks cool but, uh, it's steel. On the stairs. And there's no mention of tread. Are they just trying to kill their servants in winter or what?