Top 5 lists of various shit

[fantasticnolan]

Ask me for my "top five" lists of anything, and I'll do it!

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[emotionalretard]

Top 5 Biggest Bitches That Should Die.

[fantasticnolan]

5. My Father
4. Taylor Mann
3. Jessica from Laguna Beach
2. The janitor at school that stole my calculator
1. Who ever invented LifeSavers Gummies because I am seriously getting really fat because I can't stop eating them!!

[ilikecakeweeee]

top 5 things to do if you skipped school

[fantasticnolan]

5. Go to another school and pretend to be a new foriegn exchange student
4. Make a raft and explore the Mississippi
3. GO TO THE CANDY STORE!!!!!!!!!
4. Fly a kite
5. Reeanct homecoming on the football field while high on heroin and crying.

[tangerinesunset]

top 5 things to do for a klondike bar

[fantasticnolan]

5. Kill my father
4. Go to my fridge and get one.
3. Kiss a boy on the lips
2. Snort 12 lines of cocaine
1. Go to bed with Harriet Miers

[cognitoergosum_]

Top 5 women you would have if you could have any woman in the world.

[fantasticnolan]

1. Chelsea
2. Chelsea
3. Chelsea
4. Chelsea
5. Chelsea

[cognitoergosum_]

HAHAHAHA

[savethecows400]

top 5 people youd die for

[fantasticnolan]

5. Johnny Depp
4. Spiderman
3. Batman
2. any superhero...
1. Chelsea