chrryblssmninja suggested venting through Claude macros, so...

[fantasticpants]

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[fantasticpants]

Yeah, he was kind of a non-entity in S2. Too boring to mock. :( *Misses the hazy, lazy, crazy days of Claude/Stick*

[entangled_now]

Lol! The man totally deserves it. And that is a very big stick!

Peter looks so tiny from that angle, like a little street urchin. I agree though he was way more fun in season one.

[fantasticpants]

Well now I just want Bennet to be abused with the stick, since he was The Man (and the Face of Evil!) in S1.

Street-urchin emo poodle sponge? D: And yeah, he needs the bangs, and he needs to get beaten by sticks and thrown on top of taxis to be fun!

[entangled_now]

now I just want Bennet to be abused with the stick, since he was The Man

Is it mean that I kind of want this too? More Bennet stick abuse would make the world a better place.

The taxi throwing was fun :D But his hair did so much emoting of its own, I miss that extra bit of acting, and the way it was just determined to ruin his big moments by falling all over his face, now that's a crafty co-star!

[fantasticpants]

It's not mean! I'm sure Bennet secretly wants some stick abuse too. I mean, he's got to be jealous of Peter for hoarding all the angry stick action. You should write it. Writeitwriteitwriteit!

I know, I mourn for the loss of the emo hairz! Milo is naked and bland without them. :(

[aratama]

I don't believe this is enough. You should make more, and additionally, you should vent through bitchy Mohinder macros.

For your own good.

[fantasticpants]

You're probably right. But currently I'm trying to wrestle Bennet into (...and out of) a Santa suit, for dubious fic purposes, so it may have to wait.

You know what's really therapeutic, though? Posting wanky Petrelli rants. :D

[aratama]

You know what's really therapeutic, though? Posting wanky Petrelli rants. :D

Mmmm-hmmmm. Why don't you write one, then.

[fantasticpants]

Because I fail to make my wank eloquent and insightful. :(

[chrryblssmninja]

YAY!!!

-flails-

[fantasticpants]

Thanks for the suggestion. ;)

[law_anddevotion]

ZOMG! Penetration!

or rather...

ALMOST SODOMY!

Hooray! :D

[fantasticpants]

Nothing is almost with Claude, especially not sodomy! :D

[law_anddevotion]

Well, he hasn't gotten the stick in yet. So it does qualify as almost sodomy.

[fantasticpants]

...Sodomy-to-be?