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So it went a little something like this:
Dave keeps hitting me on the ass. I tell him to stop. He hits me again. I tell him if he hits me again, I will dump the bowl of noodles I have in my hand on his head. He of course hits me again. Naturally, I dump the bowl of noodles, peas, carrots and cream sauce on his head. I see what is quite possibly one of the best things I've seen in my life - Dave, with creamy sauce dripping down the side of his face, mushed peas and carrots on his forehead, and noodles on top of his head.
Of course, then he pushed me to the floor and proceeded to barrage me with noodles. And I ended up with sauce in my hair and noodles mashed into my clothes. Oh, and I had to sweep and mop the floor.
But I still say it was worth it.