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[fantomechasseur]

Clearly I ended up in the best of all possible dorms. Red really is my color.

Sure, the living conditions are a bit...third world, but it sort of reminds me of the time I read a book about camping out in the woods looking for Bigfoot.

(Fools. Everyone knows Bigfoot migrated to Mexico!)

The most important thing now is for me to figure out my schedule.

Comments

[friendofjustice]

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Be careful of the tentacles in your closet.

[fantomechasseur]

The who in the what

[friendofjustice]

Tentacles in your closet.

This is why I don't use mine, I have space saving bags!

[fantomechasseur]

I have ways of dealing with tentacles.

[onenitewonder]

I personally suggest keeping to doing your work either in the late or early evening, and use the rest of the night for work, myself.

[fantomechasseur]

Hmm. Not a bad suggestion but I generally use my nights trying out various seances and reading things I find in weird books outloud.

[onenitewonder]

It's not like you can be up 24/7.

[fantomechasseur]

[3_s33s_what]

Y'poor poor sap.

[fantomechasseur]

It's not so bad!

Except I think I've contracted several diseases just by setting foot in here.

But I'll deal with it!

[3_s33s_what]

Geeze, that bad?

I was just tryin' t' insult ya 'bout how you're at th' bottom.

[fantomechasseur]

No one starts at the top, Samasu. Not you or me or the Gods themselves.

[weavethebonds]

Try not to turn into a girl.

And if you can't avoid it, get out by the end of the year.

[fantomechasseur]

Get out? Oh no. I'm in here for the long haul. This is the greatest opportunity of my life! I can't pass it up because of minor things like genderbending or lice.

[weavethebonds]

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Girls in Red at the end of a school year, have.

Uh.

Very limited future career possibilities.

[fantomechasseur]

Define limited.

[lathemeno_telos]

A-actually, Red is the lowest dorm I think?

...Why do people keep mentioning supernatural stuff? It says right here on my papers "No, there's nothing supernatural, please stop asking."

And then an asterisk.

But I can't read the foot note, it's really really small. S-so I guess it's not important!

[fantomechasseur]

Lies! Merely a surprisingly lazy attempt at a cover-up.

I just spent the last week in a sleepover with a phoenix for crying out loud!

[lathemeno_telos]

A phoenix?!

You spent a week with a bird? did you sleep in nest? Did it hurt, it seems like it'd be bristle-y. I couldn't sleep in one, at least.

[fantomechasseur]

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No no, she's a phoenix but she's in human form. It's quite simple really.

Though if I had to spend the week in a nest I could have managed it. I've practiced eating worms just in case of such a situation.