Toru's Guide To The Paranormal Vol. I

[fantomechasseur]

This is not how I planned to start these series of posts containing lectures on the supernatural but I figured it was as good of a introduction as any, given current events.

Comments

[wolfingoatcloth]

How do you deal with a haunted deck?

[fantomechasseur]

Very special gloves.

[wolfingoatcloth]

Shouldn't you try to figure out what the spirit wants instead of getting rid of it?

[fantomechasseur]

That will be easier to figure out once it is in a safely contained area.

[whiterthanblack]

Perhaps fire would work?

[fantomechasseur]

What? No! This deck must be captured, studied, and then cleansed so I can use those sweet sweet ghost cards as to not release any sort of horrific helldemon in case one is sealed inside the deck itself.

[whiterthanblack]

I will deal with any such monstrosity.

[fantomechasseur]

Hrm. Maybe.

But it would be safer and smarter to avoid releasing one in the first place.

[pinkperkypetite]

I feel moved by your artful alliterative abilities!

Are you also a particularly prolific punster~?

[fantomechasseur]

There is nothing amusing about alliteration!

This is severely serious stuff.

[pinkperkypetite]

Don't be such a poor party pooper~

Pun are powerful poetic playthings, and alliteration is always awfully amusing~

[friendofjustice]

...Hey crazy paranormal guy, I found the haunted deck.

[fantomechasseur]

What

Where are you?

[friendofjustice]

Out around the monorail.

It looks pretty normal. Never seen these cards before though.

[fantomechasseur]

WHAT NO WHAT ARE YOU DOING STOP TOUCHING IT IMMEDIATELY OH MY GOD HOW COULD YOU BE SO STUPID

[3_s33s_what]

... Real talented artistry there, man.

Real talented.

[fantomechasseur]

It's not my fault I only have MS Paint on my PDA

[3_s33s_what]

Y'could've just drawn it an' then take a picture, man.

It might've come out just a bit better.