Survey Says... I'm bored
1) If you had a mind-reading ability but could only choose three people to read their minds, who would they be?
I probably wouldn’t. I’d be pretty pissed off if someone got into my head without my permission so I tend to respect the need to stay out of other people’s personal space.
2) Do you listen to music that matches your mood or improves your mood? (Meaning when you're sad, do you listen to sad music that matches the mood or happy music to lift you up? Or, if you're angry, do you listen to angry music or soothing music to calm you down? And so forth...)
More often I guess I go with music that matches my mood.
3) Boy bands New Kids On The Block and Backstreet Boys have joined together to form a new band called NKOTBSB . What two musical acts would you like to combine efforts?
Siegfried and Roy + Bob Ross
4) July 1-7 is "Pleasure Week." What is a hobby that you find to be extremely pleasurable?
Well, I’m not sure I’d call it a hobby…. But really, lately it’s been painting. I’ve definitely been enjoying it.
5) The second week of July is "Nude Recreation Week." (Seriously. I couldn't make this sh*t up.) If you had the chance to go to a nudist resort for a free vacation, would you go?
Totally.
6) Casey Anthony was found not guilty of murder in the death of her daughter on Tuesday. Do you think she got away with murder, or do you think she was innocent?
I think this does not apply to my life at all and therefore don’t care even a little bit.
7) Which of Snow White's seven dwarfs describes you best and why? (Doc, Happy, Bashful, Sleepy, Sneezy, Grumpy, Dopey)
If Doc, Grumpy, and Sleepy had a big gay ménage tois, if it were the male of the dwarven species that carried the offspring, and if it were possible to be impregnated by more than one person at a time (maybe dwarves are like cats) I’d be their ill begotten sex child.
8) If I Googled your name what would I find?
Probably a Facebook and LinkedIn page. Then about a million hits for John Aubrey Anderson who is like some fictional sea captain from the south in the early 1900’s. Or not. I didn’t look into it that much.
9) What is more difficult for you -- looking into someone’s eyes when you are telling the person how you feel, or looking into someone’s eyes when they are telling you how they feel?
If you look into my eyes you‘ll turn to stone. Just sayin’.
10) Have you ever swallowed something really strange?
Define ‘strange’.
11. Name all the different cities/towns you’ve lived in?
Kent, Cleveland Heights, Twinsburg, Columbus, Oxford, Lake Ronkonkoma, Ronkonkoma, Holbrook.
12. Would you like to be born as yourself again?
Not at all. I’m so done being me.
13. Do cemeteries make you uncomfortable or are you okay being in one?
I love cemeteries. Where are some pretty ones on the island?
14) You have one week to do whatever you want, all-expenses-paid, what things would you want to do?
Grab a few select friends and travel someplace beautiful and warm with good food, where we can relax and adventure and worry about absolutely nothing. I’d throw in sky diving, painting, touring, hiking, massages, full spa treatments, dancing, and as much sex as possible in there as well.
15) If you came with your own personal disclaimer, what would it say?
Contents under pressure. Really, don’t get involved. You’ll be better off. You may think you have an idea of who I am, but you’re probably wrong (with very few exception).
16) You can press a button that will make any one person explode. Who would you blow up?
There’s been enough time elapsed that I could get away with exploding the douchebag ex and no one would think to pin it on me probably.
17) If I asked your past romantic partners if you were emotionally open, what would they say about you?
They’d probably say I’m emotionally distant if not closed off altogether.
18) Do you eat Oreos by taking them apart and licking out the cream first or do you bite right in? Do you dunk them in milk?
Ew. Just ew. Oreos taste like wax wedged between cardboard. Ew.
19) Are you a "fix-it-yourself" or a "call-somebody-to-fix-it" type of person?
Definitely a fix-it-myself type unless it’s something that is obviously beyond my limits of knowledge.
20. Who was the last person you went shopping with?
Um. Vicki? We didn’t really buy anything though.
21. What is something you need to go shopping for?
I don’t really need to go shopping for anything actually. I don’t really need anything. There’s lots of stuff I want though.
22. Do you have the same first name as one of your relatives?
Newp. I don’t have the same first name of anyone I know. I’ve never even met another Aubrey. This is usually the part where people will chime in with, my so-and-so is named Aubrey. For the record, I don’t care. And it still doesn’t change the fact that I’ve never met them.
23. What kind of car do your parents drive?
Some little Chevy SUV and a Hyundai Elantra
24. Are you rich?
Not even a little.
25. If you could spend one intimate night with a celebrity, no questions asked, never to see them again, who would it be?
What would be the point? I just saw Green Lantern though, so maybe Ryan Reynolds.
26. What famous person do you look like?
People have told me Sarah Michelle Gellar, Natalie Portman and Audrey Hepburn at a certain angle… I don’t see any of it.
27. What is the most daring thing you've done recently?
I’m being social with the guys at work. That’s pretty daring for me. I’m also dating again. Scary.
28. Say you were given a pregnancy test right now. Would you pass or fail?
::laughs:: really?
29. Which sex scandal of the last decade bothers you the most?
None of the above.
30. Do you know anyone in jail/prison?
Not personally but I hope the bastard rots.
31. What are your plans (or what have you done) for this weekend?
This past weekend: Backyard Pizza Party with co-workers/movie night, Painting/Curry Club/hanging out, Port Jeff with Vicki and the 3rd/4th party at Gils, Beach, more beach, lots of relaxing. This upcoming weekend: Baconpalooza, maybe a Science Con, maybe movies, hopefully sewing, hanging out with Vicki.
32. Have you ever woken up and not known where you were?
I’ve had moments of, where the fuck…. Oh right. Oh, wait. Once in college with my Aero buddies. It was one of maybe 2 times I went out to a bar during my undergrad years, had no concept of how much I was drinking, and woke up at my friend Chad’s house. No, there was no naked. Just a good buddy not letting me pass out alone in a bar.
33. What were you doing at midnight last night??
Lying down to go to bed.
34. Last restaurant you went to?
Golden Star Asian Fusion
35. How many hours did you sleep for last night?
Maybe 5-6. Need more. I’m so tired.
36. Which is more distracting: Sexting while driving or sex while driving?
Sex is pretty distracting in general, but actual sex is going to beat texting about sex.
37. Do you think someone is thinking about you right now?
If you’re reading this right now, I’d wager I’ve entered your mind.
38. Have you ever changed your clothes while in a vehicle?
Relatively often actually.