As if she weren't rich enough already...

[fapiece]

"JUDGE APPROVES MADONNA'S ADOPTION".

Wish someone would adopt me at age 50. Hell, I wish someone would adopt me at 39.

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[kezzamorphosis]

Dream on, Broomstick.

Reese isn't gonna adopt you.

*pie*

[fapiece]

"Broomstick"? Never heard that one before!

Anyway, I wouldn't want to be adopted by Reese. I'm not into the whole Oedipus thing.

[kezzamorphosis]

Short for broomstick cowboy.

Maybe you're not into Oedipus, but you wouldn't REALLY be related....

[fapiece]

I'm not sure exactly what that means, but I sure hope it isn't a "Brokeback Mountain" reference.