Comments | faramir1: Is the dragon gone? I seriously hope so

faramir1

Is the dragon gone? I seriously hope so

Jun 05, 2004 13:59

Why do I have the feeling I'm missing something...again? Oh, wait. *clicks own link in the previous sentence* Noooo, STILL pretty sure I'm missing something. Hmm. You know, if we stick around Minas Tirith any longer, they're going to make us help re-paint or something. >.<

...and I just realized that I've never had a girlfriend. Bother.

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gorlim June 5 2004, 21:58:01 UTC

If you want a girl, I have a slightly used ex-wife you can borrow. She's very good practice -- comes equipped with all the complications you could imagine and then some. Every other girl will seem saintly after her. She's got at least two other husbands who will beat the crap out of you, an undetermined number of offspring who will occasionally show up and scare the crap out of you, very weird friends who do the same, AND she suffers from demonic possession and suicidal impulses!! Guaranteed to ruin your life at least twice. She's really a fun girl.

faramir1 June 6 2004, 00:01:46 UTC

Wow! That's really generous of you!

...what's the catch?

gorlim June 6 2004, 01:38:23 UTC

She'll probably try to kill you a few times. Uhhh... and you have to leave booze regularly at the shrine of... er.... Demonesses. To appease them. Yes. >.> The shrine is in my room. Bugger of a room to get, but what are you gonna do, you know? <.

helmsdaughter June 6 2004, 00:06:52 UTC

Well, I'm ready to leave anytime. And I wouldn't worry about not having a girlfriends, if I were you. It's not worth it.

faramir1 June 6 2004, 00:21:05 UTC

Why, have you ever had one? Because, um, huh. o.o

helmsdaughter June 6 2004, 00:51:52 UTC

Girlfriend? No, but boyfriend...husband, yes. It's the same thing. Not worth the trouble.

ladyfiriel June 6 2004, 02:58:12 UTC

What are you missing, Farry?

faramir1 June 6 2004, 03:36:32 UTC

If I knew, I wouldn't be wandering in circles like a lost kitten because this place is bloody huge wondering! Are we going somewhere, who had a baby, where's Artamir, huh whuh arr?

ladyfiriel June 6 2004, 04:04:04 UTC

My dear brother. We are going to Rohan with Hanild and her brother, Haleth. You can go on to Arthedain, though, if you'd like. Artamir and Arvedui are already there. As for the baby, one of the women here just had one.