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Once upon a time Gaymon and his best friend Gunter were skipping through the woods and Gunter tripped on a stick and got a RAGING hardon so Gaymon flopped Gunter's cock out and stuffed it into his mouth. He was sucking on Gunter's cock and Gunter screamed with pleasure then pulled Gaymon's head away, bitch slapped him and said "SPANK ME RAW, YOU'VE GOT A MOUTH LIKE A BASTARDING HOOVER". Gaymon said "Fuck that shit", threw Gunter onto the woodland floor and stuck his tiny cone cock into Gunter's engorged arse.
All of a sudden, Taya ran into the scene and demanded a good rimming from Gunter. Gunter agreed to Taya's plea and she bent down, split her bum cheeks and Gunter stuck his tingue up her bum.
Normally Gunter and Gaymon are full on batty boys but they make an exception for the wonderful american aroma of Taya's dirty bottom.
Then Matt and Kate walked over, saw how much fun Taya was having so they gave Gaymon a swift kick in the anus. The vibration ran through Gaymon, Gunter and Taya causing Taya to fart quite loudly.
Kate and Matt stripped naked and deep fisted each other up against a tree. Matt turned round to Gaymon and said "Oi Gayboy! You don't like pussy then?" Gaymon replied in a screaming pleasurable voice "Yeah fuck that ass... No not at all".
Kate decided she didn't want to fist Matt anymore, so she decided it was her turn. But Matt slipped his large throbbing cock into Kate's arse. She screamed "I am not street bootay! I will not be treated like street poontang!" Then Taya started to pant and she shot her feminine ejactulate right up to the top of the tallest tree.
Then we heard gulping and a massive burp. A monkey crawled down from the tree and took off his monkey suit - It was none other than David Beckham! "God I love the cock" he said whilst walking off.
Anyway, back to the sex.
What the bloody?... Yes, sex. As Taya was now empty she wanted more so she reached her hand bag and fished out a couple of strap ons, threw one to Kate and strapped on. Matt removed his wilbur from Kate's bum and shoved it up Gaymons bum, then Taya put her strap on up Matt's bum and Kate's up Taya's bum. Oooh everyone was really enjoying themselves but oh bugger here comes Logan UH OH!
He saw Taya with a plastic willy up Matt's bum. He yelled "You bitch! I'm a transvestite" and ran away holding his chest. Anyhoo SEX.
Gunter was getting bored so started to suck on a tree stump to arouse himself, being rather a quim he prematurely ejactulated and sparked up a cigarette and fell asleep.
Then Taya, Kate and Matt shot him.
Gaymon started to cry because of the death of his loved one and only friend so they pointed and laughed for a bit then beat the shit out of him until he lost a pulse.Then Taya, Kate and Matt fucked each other for a few days and ate the two dead bodies, and started a woodland role play sex club. Gunter and Gaymon's bodies have never been found by the police. We just hope that fucking David Beckham keeps his mouth shut about what he saw that day...
Oh yes, we shot him when he tried to sign up Brooklyn and Romeo to the woodland role play club.
The End-ish, but more will be added I'm sure.