Q. Hi!
A. Oh hi, horror writer I used to like a lot until
the last book.
Q. Did you ever get around to reading that second book of mine you picked up at Boskone?
A. I did.
Q. And?
A. .....
Q. What?
A. Well, the scary parts were pretty scary.
Q. And...?
A. Well, there's just this ... one thing.
Q. What? I didn't add any scary penises this
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