why the hell haven't i had any sexual contact of any source in five million years?

this is such a sad commentary, but i sure do want to date someone. what is with this lonely bullshit? i think i'll just go watch the marc jacobs show and drown myself in my own misery.

Waiting until the night before a paper is due to start on it is definitely not the brightest move in the world. One would think this would set in at some point. So, I would just like to make it undeniably clear that I can be a really big asshole....I am not this nice guy...I'm ferocious...GRRRRRR!!!(see, told you so) I wonder if I really want to ( Read more... )

definitely going home this weekend. not so sure if i want to though. i have so many mixed emotions about home. it's so hard to live in shadows sometimes. ah well...wah wah wah(mrs. stinson "would you like some cheese with that whine?") i oftentimes feel(thank you THE HOURS) that i'm not living my life the way i should. i've lived so long ( Read more... )

Guys, it's crazy. I met this guy a few days ago, and I am so into him that it's insane. I don't have one ounce of sanity left. He's so great. He's tall, dark, and handsome. He is a student at the University of Alabama. He is intelligent. He is athletic. He has the most amazing voice. It's deep, but there's so much kindness in it. He ( Read more... )

definitely feeling in a great mood over knowing someone with connections to the sex and the city cast. lol. alexxx(*wink), i promised i'd write about you and i shall. who else do i know that does nothing but shop obsessively and dine with ms. leon? who do i know that can be a complete bitch to the world but cause me to laugh? need a connection ( Read more... )

I FUCKING HATE BOYS!!!! WHY IN THE HELL CAN'T I BE STRAIGHT? I FUCKING HATE BOYS SO MUCH. IT'S NOT LIKE I TRUST ANYONE ANYHOW. NOW, ANY TRUST I MIGHT HAVE JUST GOT SHOT IN THE HEAD. GREAT. I FINALLY SORTA THOUGHT I MIGHT LIKE SOMEONE FOR REAL. GENUINELY. WHAT'S THE POINT? IF I HAD WANTED TO GET FUCKED IN THE ASS, I WOULD'VE JUST HAD SEX. ( Read more... )

wow, it's been a while guys. i just want to say what a great time i had while i was at home. jesse can go-go dance his way into anyone's heart. men in thongs. crazy shit(sorry johanna). i didn't want to come back to birmingham for quite a bit of the time i was at home. i got to see all these great people that i missed so much...i.e....jessica ( Read more... )

HOT DAMN I'M IN A GOOD MOOD. FIVE IN THE MORNING IS SUCH A LOVELY TIME TO HIT THE HAY.

LAURA, I'M COMING TO SEE YOU THIS TIME-I PROMISE. something i forgot to say. also, i'm excited about back porch swings and crispy bacon the next morning.