Aww so no jokes about pushing people into ovens? Or the Hitler clown-killing joke? Grr, I'm all out.
Well, there is the ole WPI/MIT train joke. Three WPI students and three MIT students boarded a train to New York for the big sci-fi convention. The MIT students noticed that the 3 WPI students only purchased 1 ticket. When they boarded the train, the WPI students all crammed themselves into the bathroom. The conductor came by, knocked on the door and said "ticket please" and they slid the 1 ticket under the door. On the return trip to Massachusetts, the MIT students decided to try the same trick, and so only bought 1 ticket. They later noticed that the WPI students didn't buy any tickets at all before boarding! So they see the WPI students cram into a bathroom, and they go and cram into another bathroom in the next car. One of the WPI students gets out, walks up to the next car and knocks on the door. Ticket please!
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Well, there is the ole WPI/MIT train joke. Three WPI students and three MIT students boarded a train to New York for the big sci-fi convention. The MIT students noticed that the 3 WPI students only purchased 1 ticket. When they boarded the train, the WPI students all crammed themselves into the bathroom. The conductor came by, knocked on the door and said "ticket please" and they slid the 1 ticket under the door. On the return trip to Massachusetts, the MIT students decided to try the same trick, and so only bought 1 ticket. They later noticed that the WPI students didn't buy any tickets at all before boarding! So they see the WPI students cram into a bathroom, and they go and cram into another bathroom in the next car. One of the WPI students gets out, walks up to the next car and knocks on the door. Ticket please!
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