#02: Event post!

[tankhandsftw]

[this morning is heralding by STR lobbing a fridge. Out through a wall.

And the fridge in question?]

"I don't blame you!"

[WHUD]

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[pimpsaw]

[well there goes the TV out the window (in two pieces, naturally)]

[and the coffee maker too just for the hell of it]

want to take bets on how long it takes Shooter to wake up to this?

[tankhandsftw]

[boiler.]

"Whyyyyyyyy-"

[crunch.]

KAY :U

[pimpsaw]

[cuts the (inanimate) sofa in half along with a good chunk of the wall behind it]

By the time they (inevitably) start bringing floors down. At minimum.

[tankhandsftw]

What else?

Two minutes. :|b

[pimpsaw]

[VOICES. COMING FROM THE BATHROOM.]

[8|a]

...Probably less

[tankhandsftw]

[just sweeps a hand upwards, crashing straight through the ceiling / bathroom floor, bringing a highly irate bath with it]

"What do you think you're doing? Put me right back this instant young l-"

[...make that an ex-highly irate bath]

hmmmyeah

[pimpsaw]

[fwooosh-shhccck]

[debris. so much debris.]

...this probably happens way too often |Db

[tankhandsftw]

[completely ignoring the fact she is being rained on with plaster]

Is it working?

'family bonding time'

[pimpsaw]

Maybe. Maybe not. [weeee cutting up everything]

[tankhandsftw]

[puts a hand straight through a wall]

[...she's not quite getting it]

[pimpsaw]

[what is there to even get]

[peacekept]

[ EXPLODES THROUGH A WALL TO THROTTLE WHOEVER IS BEING SO FUCKING OBNOXIOUS UP HERE ]

[pimpsaw]

Ah.

Good morning.

[tankhandsftw]

We are eliminating sources of annoyances.

[peacekept]

You are making noise and creating mess.

Also, we now have no way to cook.

[ FLATLY. ]

[tankhandsftw]

We do not need to cook.

[FLATLY BACK]