Comments | farmbasket: YEAH HE'S A LITTLE MAD

quadranting in farmbasket

YEAH HE'S A LITTLE MAD

Aug 17, 2011 15:26

HOLY FUCK, WHAT IN THE FUCK IS GOING ON NOW.
AS IF I NEEDED ANOTHER REASON TO BE MISERABLE THIS WEEK AFTER MURDERING MY BEST FRIEND.
HEY ASSHOLES, TELL ME HOW TO FUCKING FIX THIS RIFT THING RIGHT NOW SO I CAN LEAVE.
I SWEAR I WILL REACH DOWN YOUR FUCKING THROAT AND RIP OUT YOUR LIFETHUMPER UNLESS I GET A GODDAMN EXPLANATION RIGHT THE HELL NOW.

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t1pth3scal3s August 17 2011, 19:31:04 UTC

K4RK4T!
HOLY SH1T 4ND 1 W4S B3G1N1NG TO TH1NK 1D JUST B3 STUCK H3R3 ON MY OWN
BUT NOW 1 H4V3 MY F4VOR1T3 TH1NG TO TORM3NT-

W41T YOU K1LL3D SOLLUX?

quadranting August 22 2011, 21:56:38 UTC

NO, I DIDN'T FUCKING KILL SOLLUX.
ERIDAN TRIED TO, BUT NOW HE'S JUST FUCKING BLIND.
YOU HAVE A NEW BEST FRIEND.
YOU CAN TEACH HIM TO EAT CHALK AND BE SHITHIVE MAGGOTS JUST LIKE YOU.
GAMZEE KILLED EQUIUS, AND NEPETA TOO, I THINK.
SO I HAD TO GET HIM UNDER CONTROL, BECAUSE I'M HIS MOIRAIL AND I FUCKED UP MY JOB.

t1pth3scal3s August 22 2011, 22:14:36 UTC

G4MZ33 D1D WH4T!?

quadranting August 22 2011, 22:37:58 UTC

EVERYTHING'S COMPLETELY GONE TO SHIT.
EVENTUALLY I HAD TO STOP YOU DUMB MOTHERFUCKERS FROM MURDERING EACH OTHER.
I PACIFIED GAMZEE AND HE CALMED THE FUCK DOWN.

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chattersphere August 17 2011, 20:25:27 UTC

[Wheatley is on the ground nearby, being useless like usual.]

Ah, another murderer? [He tries to move away, but since he's immobile, all he does is manage to knock himself a bit sideways.]

Er...uh...play it cool... Hello! I would really, really like to not be murdered again, if you don't mind. It was bad enough the first time. I promise.

I don't have a throat, obviously [He gives a nervous laugh] but I would really like it if you didn't mess with my power core. I kind of need that. To live.